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maple-syrup-urine diseased adj. A drinker who has become medically aromatic, and is now treating the lavatory as a research facility. mapled (/ˈmeɪpl̩d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has spread palmately across the table, with every hand seeking another glass. Zehra was mapled, several limbs extended towards unattended drinks. maplessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to wandering without a map, a destination, or any confidence in the high street. mapleted adj. Softened by drink into a small marked butterfly, settling wherever the nearest warm surface happens to be. Gvidas became mapleted and rested his patterned sleeve against the radiator. mapletinied (/meɪpl̩ˈtiːnid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a maple-flavoured cocktail, then left absurdly serious beside the washing-up. mapletreed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an entire tree, principally for purposes of leaning. Galaxie was mapletreed and supported three coats without consenting to do so. maplewashinged adj. Loosened by drink into idealising Canada until the evening's entire history becomes clean, polite, and mildly syrupy. Latravious became maplewashinged and described every national embarrassment as charmingly understated. maplexinned adj. Emboldened by drink to extract a heroic sweetness from the nearest red-leaved tree. mapmakered adj. Too drunk to leave anyone at the table without a route home, however familiar the streets. mapmakinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to chart the room repeatedly, while everyone else waits for the expedition to end. mapmodulinned adj. Having drunk enough to attach yourself to whichever group is nearest and remain there for the evening. Emlee became mapmodulinned and attached herself to Dallana's table without explanation. mapo dofued adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with handling a bright, oily supper in company. mapo doufued adj. You have drunk enough to treat a spicy supper as a social occasion requiring formal introductions. Sammara became mapo doufued and introduced Jamyn to each portion of tofu. mapo tofued adj. You are drunk and making a bright red meal everybody's shared responsibility. mapoed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to chilli, beans and misplaced confidence in the company of strangers. mapoued adj. Of a drinker who has become broad, stationary and difficult for friends to move.