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Mackayited adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with attaching any geographical significance to the person's present location. Timayah became Mackayited and confidently placed the pub somewhere beyond the eastern seaboard. Macked (/mækd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a narrow doorway as a minor obstacle to commercial transport. Henzo came Macked through the kitchen and removed a portion of the doorframe. Mackenzie River huskied adj. Of a drinker: assembled from several overlapping working parts, none of which can be recognised as a breed. Leontine was Mackenzie River huskied, pulling the party northward by instincts nobody had authorised. Mackenzie beaned adj. Of a drinker who has consumed something toxic and now regards prudent recovery as an optional botanical detail. Crimsyn became Mackenzie beaned after sampling the mysterious garnish and refusing further diagnosis. Mackenzied (/məˈkɛnziːd/) adj. You are drunk and have mistaken a respectable mixture of gin and juice for a complete philosophy of refreshment. Javi became Mackenzied and prescribed fruit juice as the proper companion to every remaining spirit. Mackie lined adj. Describing a drinker who has established a sharp conversational border between lucidity and complete nonsense. Anterrius was Mackie lined, lucid at one end of the table and incomprehensible at the other. Maclaurin polynomialed adj. A drinker who has truncated every thought after a few terms and calls the remainder a conclusion. Kawanna became Maclaurin polynomialed and abandoned each explanation at its first useful approximation. Maclaurin seriesed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark expands indefinitely from the point at which it began. Gulustan became Maclaurin seriesed and developed the taxi request through seventeen increasingly remote digressions. Maclear's ratted adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the premises as though extinction had rendered consequences largely theoretical. Raydell was Maclear's ratted, absent from the conversation but active beneath the table. Macleay laurelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a dignified botanical bearing without any corresponding stability. Makenize was Macleay laurelled, standing nobly beside the hedge and leaning into it discreetly. Macleay's spectred adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded into a jointed silhouette and become difficult to remove from the lampshade. Ayaana was Macleay's spectred, motionless among the coats and unexpectedly difficult to classify. Macmillanited adj. Softened by drink into a courteous sectarian, prepared to explain the distinction to anyone still listening. Engelberto became Macmillanited and delivered a patient theological clarification to the cloakroom attendant. Macmillanned adj. Reduced by drink to a solemn adherent of a doctrine whose finer points have not survived the evening. Takishia grew Macmillanned and defended the evening's principles from beside the umbrella stand. Macnab cypressed adj. Drunk on the strength of a particular place, and unlikely to thrive elsewhere tonight. Alexsi was Macnab cypressed, established beside the heater and reluctant to be moved. Macolyted (/ˈmækəlaɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an uninvited authority on branded devices and their proper moral ordering. Zayonna became Macolyted and ranked every telephone at the table by virtue and finish. Maconited adj. Too drunk to distinguish last night's city from this morning's kitchen, and still asking where the town centre is. Queneshia arrived home Maconited, requesting directions from the hall mirror before finding the stairs.