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march flied adj. The drunkenness of one who behaves like a small dark fly, persistent around lamps and incapable of settling. Christin got march flied and spent ten minutes orbiting the light over the dartboard. march musicked adj. A drinker so far gone that a regular beat becomes sufficient authority for coordinated military movement. Keja got march musicked and organised the smokers into a formation behind the bins. march pasted adj. The condition of a drinker who parades past an imagined dignitary, saluting with complete conviction. Mishary got march pasted and inspected the kebab shop as though a monarch stood inside. march-movemented adj. The state of being drunk and keeping time in twos or fours while making decisions of unusual confidence. march-pasted adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes an ordinary audience for a reviewing officer and proceeds accordingly. march-timed adj. Softened by drink into keeping a military rhythm while making decisions no committee authorised. Anaika was march-timed, maintaining military rhythm while authorising decisions no committee had considered. march-warded adj. Sharpened by drink into guarding an imaginary border and challenging anyone who crosses it. marchand de vin sauced adj. Emboldened by drink to reduce every disagreement to a glossy argument with shallots at its foundation. Telly became marchand de vin sauced and settled the seating dispute with unnecessary culinary authority. marchand de vinned (/mɑɹˌʃɑ̃ də ˈvæ̃d/) adj. Loosened by drink into a rich, reduced confidence, with shallots of reasoning and no stock of sense. Yanisse got marchand de vinned and reduced a simple booking into a grand personal policy. marchanted adj. Drunk on the strength of a profitable-looking idea, and unable to deliver it upright. Lavesta grew marchanted and tried to sell Bailie a receipt while missing the doorway. marchantiided adj. Slowed by drink to a low, spreading patience, making one decision every few minutes and defending each. Aayusha got marchantiided and spent ten minutes selecting a crisp from the bowl. marchantinned adj. Drunk and arranging the evening into several closed loops, each containing the same confident conclusion. Anthea became marchantinned and returned repeatedly to the question of who had ordered chips. marchantiophyted adj. Drunk to the point where you become a quiet, spreading thing with no wish to leave the damp ground. marched (/mɑːtʃd/) adj. A drinker who advances in formal, rhythmic fashion, convinced the furniture is reviewing the ceremony. Nechemiah marched towards the lavatory, saluting each chair on the way. marchered (/ˈmɑːtʃəd/) adj. Drunk enough to claim the corridor as a border territory and issue permissions to pass. Terena became marchered and charged imaginary tolls at the kitchen doorway. marchesaed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary status, addressing the room as though every chair owed allegiance.