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marcoted (/ˈmɑː(ɹ)kɒtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending from the sofa towards the kitchen without quite reaching it. marcottaged adj. Still drunk, and attempting to propagate from the sofa by attaching a blanket to whatever remains within reach. marcottinged adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but extending one hand towards the kitchen as though growth were possible. Iyaz was marcottinged, reaching towards the water without disturbing the rest of his arrangement. marcoured (/ˈmɑː(ɹ)kə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and withering at the edges, though still sufficiently composed to request another round. Young sat marcoured beneath the radiator, visibly wasting but unwilling to leave. marcylited adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a glass of water into a mineral specimen requiring close inspection. mardanaed adj. Having drunk enough to reserve the sofa as a private household quarter, admitting only water and blankets. mardarsed adj. Having drunk more than necessary to complain about the kitchen, the sofa and the insufficiently cold water. Avonlea was mardarsed, objecting from the sofa to the temperature of the water. mardied (/ˈmɑːdid/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a sulky whinge can be distinguished from a serious grievance. Tiasia grew mardied when the barmaid refused a fourth lime cordial. mardinessed adj. You have drunk enough to become plaintive about the sofa, the kitchen and the distance between them. Sivi was mardinessed, requesting a better blanket and expressing disappointment in the glass of water. mardivirused adj. You are drunk and spreading through the household, leaving abandoned glasses and blankets in every room. mardled adj. Drunk enough to hold forth over a chat, adding gossip whenever the crisps require replenishing. Patches got mardled and kept the whole snug informed about a stranger's divorce. mardnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving the kitchen in a state of modest spoilage. Rhilee got mardnessed and somehow damaged the dignity of both the sink and the tea towel. mardoed adj. Drunk past the point of staying hidden, darting between the tables like a small marsupial. Amanni went mardoed beneath the darts scoreboard and emerged carrying somebody's scarf. mare clausumed adj. Drunk, with the result that your patch of bar becomes sovereign territory and no one may cross it. Tyleah went mare clausumed and defended the corner table from two harmless pensioners. mare liberumed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every unattended pint apparently open to all nations. Gabryl became mare liberumed and proposed free access to every drink on the table. mare's legged adj. Drunk on the strength of a short, lever-like arm that keeps hauling the glass back into action.