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MAR'd adj. Having drunk enough to alter the proportions of every plan while claiming the aspect remains correct. Daygen was MAR'd, widening the proposed route until the destination became theoretical. MARAC'd adj. Of a drinker who has made every agency present jointly responsible for getting them home. Reilly got MARAC'd and assigned Kristn, the landlord and a passing nurse roles in his departure. MARCKS'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's loose kitchen arrangements acquire a protein-like order. Daisy- got MARCKS'd and sorted the cupboards by what seemed chemically important. MARFOR'd adj. Drunk to the extent of deploying every available force against a single unopened bottle. Lomar was MARFOR'd and recruited the whole table to locate the corkscrew. MARPAT'd adj. Loosened by drink into blending with the sofa pattern and becoming difficult to retrieve. Jovi was MARPAT'd and disappeared convincingly beneath the sitting-room throw. MARS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby person receives the same urgent request for directions. Martrell was MARS'd, asking three strangers where the staircase led while standing on it. MARV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to redirect the remote towards several new targets before missing the sofa. Napua became MARV'd and redirected the remote through the kitchen doorway without changing seats. MAS'd adj. Softened by drink into a committee of agreeable inner voices, none capable of solving the taxi problem. Nenad grew MAS'd and convened his conscience before crossing the car park. MASER'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and amplifying every small remark by stimulated emission. Anneshia was MASER'd, turning a comment about taxis into a public address. MASINT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting faint signatures: the banister, the carpet and impending descent. Raaed was MASINT'd, identifying the staircase by its vibration before seeing it. MAST'd adj. Reduced by drink to inflatable lower-body support, pressing firmly against the banister to prevent collapse. Izell was MAST'd on the landing, relying on both trousers and banister to remain vertical. MASced adj. Drunk and applying practical solutions to social problems which were not seeking them. Shoko got MASced and redesigned the seating plan with a napkin and a straw. MAT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and sustained by a replacement round whenever the previous one runs out. Toyea was MAT'd and replaced each finished pint before considering the journey home. MATESOL'd adj. Slowed by drink to teaching the kettle English one carefully repeated instruction at a time. Zef was MATESOL'd and explained ‘boil’ to the kettle for nearly ten minutes. MATV'd adj. Having drunk enough to address the whole house through one aerial arrangement. Moataz became MATV'd and attempted to improve reception by moving the television. MAU'd adj. Drunk to the point where every person at the table has been connected into one unstable ring. Rannie got MAU'd and linked strangers together through a complicated round of introductions.