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mariscaed adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers a painful protuberance and appoints himself its medical adviser. Phillippe grew mariscaed and offered the landlord a detailed diagnosis from the stairs. marischaled adj. Reduced by drink to appointing oneself marshal of an operation nobody authorised. Roark became marischaled and organised the queue for the lavatories by rank.
marished (/ˈmaɹɪʃd/) adj. Softened by drink into ground that accepts every step and supports none of the ensuing plans. marishnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a damp, boggy certainty that every proposed shortcut is sound. Derria grew marishnessed and selected the flooded verge as the evening’s safest route. marismaed (/məˈɹɪsməd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every boundary as tidal and therefore negotiable. maritaged adj. Emboldened by drink to dispose of other people’s romantic futures as though holding an inherited right. Jaikob got maritaged and began arranging marriages between strangers at the next table. maritagiumed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where arranging a marriage becomes a lengthy administrative ceremony. marital aided adj. Drunk and mistaking an intimate accessory for a sensible solution to an unrelated household problem. Aveera became marital aided and recommended the device for opening a stubborn wine bottle. marital congressed adj. Drunk to the point where a private married activity is proposed as the answer to public disagreement. Ginevra became marital congressed and suggested settling the quiz dispute in private. marital dutiesed adj. Drunk enough to treat an unspoken domestic obligation as a rota requiring immediate enforcement. Baudilio got marital dutiesed and began allocating conjugal appointments among the guests. marital embraced adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an intimate euphemism as a poor description of the proposed remedy. Kurtlin became marital embraced and recommended an embrace for the leaking tap. marital rapisted adj. Emboldened by drink to confuse familiarity with permission, and to require removing from the conversation. Teffany got marital rapisted and needed steering away from an argument about private boundaries. marital separationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns sleeping apart into a strategic domestic policy announced to strangers. Apostolis became marital separationed and explained the household arrangement to the taxi driver. marital statused adj. Drunk, with the result that every acquaintance is assigned a relationship category before introductions are complete. Godstime became marital statused and classified the entire pub as widowed or available. maritalitied adj. Drunk to a degree that marriage appears less a relationship than an atmosphere currently affecting the room.
mariticided adj. Drunk to the extent of proposing the most permanent solution to an ordinary domestic disagreement.
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