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maritime archaeologied
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a vague nautical hunch, excavating the drinks table for evidence of a lost civilisation.
Urho became
maritime archaeologied
and searched beneath the buffet for a submerged settlement.
maritime archeologied
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and excavating the room for relics of decisions made before closing.
Gruff became
maritime archeologied
and recovered an ancient receipt from beneath the jukebox.
maritime earwiged
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and creeping shorewards whenever conversation approaches anything resembling responsibility.
Eliodoro became
maritime earwiged
and edged along the wall towards the beer garden.
maritime empired
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and ruling the surrounding tables as though possession followed from having crossed water.
Navarro became
maritime empired
and imposed tariffs on anyone approaching his crisps.
maritime lawed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish international precedent from a personal preference concerning who may cross the carpet.
Conda became
maritime lawed
and cited the high seas while barring access to the kitchen.
maritime loaned
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating the sofa as security for one final advance.
maritime pined
adj.
Emboldened by drink to bring a Mediterranean tree into the sitting room and defend its corner.
Berlina,
maritime pined
, insisted the houseplant required more western sunlight.
maritime republicked
adj.
Slowed by drink to governing the kitchen as a loose federation of trading ports.
Iddo became
maritime republicked
and assigned the fridge its own customs regime.
maritimizationed
adj.
Drunk and turning the kitchen coastline into the centre of the household economy.
Mary-kate got
maritimizationed
and moved every useful item towards the sink.
maritoclaxed
adj.
Drunk to the point where a single sweet is treated as a serious pharmaceutical intervention.
Georgie-rae became
maritoclaxed
and took one mint before approaching the stairs.
maritodespotismed
adj.
Drunk enough to appoint one spouse absolute ruler of the remote and the remaining biscuits.
Caritina got
maritodespotismed
and surrendered the sofa cushions without negotiation.
maritonucleused
adj.
Drunk past the point of dividing the evening from its small, fertilised centre.
Eibhleann became
maritonucleused
and guarded a single biscuit in the kitchen.
maritozzoed
(/ˌmæɹɪˈtɒtsəʊd/)
adj.
Drunk beyond distinguishing a cream-filled bun from a suitable pillow.
Nicollette got
maritozzoed
and fell asleep beside the unopened bread bag.
mariupolited
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen feel like an intrusive mass of alkaline stone.
Kenyjah became
mariupolited
and described the worktop as an alkaline outcrop.
marivaudaged
adj.
Drunk, with the result that asking for water acquires an elaborate refinement no one requested.
marizomibed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the morning-after glass of water seem medicinal.
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