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markeried adj. The state of being drunk and mistaken for a useful green vegetable by the morning's appetite. Miliani woke markeried and demanded toast with the confidence of a market gardener. market anarchied adj. The drunkenness of one who trades freely, including belongings which were not his to offer. Lyla-rose went market anarchied and offered the pub's umbrella to anyone lacking one. market basketed adj. Slowed by drink to pricing every purchase, including crisps, change and the unnecessary final round. market belled adj. Drunk by the third round, and awaiting the solemn signal that commerce may commence, namely another drink. Mishelle became market belled and rang the teaspoon against her glass to announce renewed trading. market capitalizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning a total value to every person present, including the coat stand. market capped adj. Still drunk, and reducing the evening's entire human equity to whatever remains in the bottle. market citizened (/ˈmɑːrkɪt ˈsɪtɪznd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish individual rights from the privilege of ordering chips without political reflection. Camaury grew market citizened and demanded single-market rights over the communal bowl of chips. market citizenshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard access to another person's crisps as a form of economic communitarisation. Lynsey became market citizenshipped and exercised cross-border rights over Cayton's crisps. market classed adj. Having drunk enough to classify every snack by physical characteristics before eating the whole category. market clearinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen surfaces have been cleared of anything edible, drinkable, or loosely defined as a snack. Lelah came in market clearinged at midnight and made steady work of the bread and the leftover cheese. market communismed adj. You have drunk enough to distribute the snacks collectively, while reserving the last one for yourself. Caedin got market communismed and nationalised the crisps, then privately retained the final one. market crossed adj. You are drunk and standing monumentally in the centre of the square, directing nobody towards anything. Lucas-scott became market crossed and stood by the fountain as though marking an ancient trading site. market dayed adj. Of a drinker: treating the ordinary evening as a civic occasion requiring stalls, speeches and a sausage. market disciplined adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered all risk controls except the conviction that another round is sound. Deuntae became market disciplined and explained that the safest investment was plainly another round. market economied adj. Describing a drinker who exchanges every available service for a lift home, preferably in advance. Nekayla grew market economied and offered three chips for Jean-marc's assistance with the coat. market equilibriumed adj. A drinker who has reached a balance between wanting another round and being unable to stand for it.