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marketesed adj. Slowed by drink to speaking in promotional phrases, with the original meaning arriving later. Lonya became marketesed and called leaving early an enhanced departure experience. marketfuled adj. Drunk and filled, metaphorically, with enough stalls, customers, and umbrellas to constitute a market. Willibaldo was marketfuled and required the full width of the pavement. marketgoered adj. The state of being drunk and shopping as though every stall had been awaiting your decision. marketing collateraled adj. Drunk past the point of explaining anything directly, and reduced to handing out leaflets. Tiria became marketing collateraled and distributed menus to people already eating. marketing researched adj. Drunk beyond asking what anyone wants, but still collecting answers in a notebook. marketinged (/ˈmɑːkɪtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where buying and selling appear to be the same modest activity. Sriyansh became marketinged and tried to purchase the table from its owner. marketingesed adj. Drunk in a way that replaces ordinary speech with the jargon of selling things. marketisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that exposes every domestic service to market forces. Westmoreland went marketisationed and offered the kitchen a performance-based cleaning contract. marketisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every inconvenience is treated as an argument for competition. Pheby became marketisted and proposed competing queues for the lavatory. marketizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the household as a small economy requiring reform. Breeley became marketizationed and outsourced the washing-up to whoever was cheapest. marketizered adj. Drunk on the strength of finding market-based solutions to problems that were not present. Nazeir went marketizered and proposed a tendering process for choosing a taxi. marketlessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and living as though no market could supply another drink. Addisen was marketlessnessed, surveying the empty shelves with limited concern. marketmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and selling goods with the calm authority of a regular stallholder. marketored adj. Emboldened by drink to devise a selling strategy for people who have not requested one. Nota went marketored and offered the landlord a revised approach to rent collection. marketplaced adj. Too drunk to leave the open trading area by the route originally intended. marketroided adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain everything in buzzwords, including the decision to go home.