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maroned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a deep reddish-brown presence, quiet, stranded and difficult to move. maronned adj. Drunk beyond finding the route home, yet still prepared to guide others through terrain as though qualified.
maroodied adj. Drunk in a way that has you perched above breakfast, calling softly for food while refusing to descend. maroolaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a respectable tree from an excellent place to announce your intentions. Kincaid became maroolaed and delivered his housing policy beneath the garden tree. marooled adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning has acquired a smooth, silky covering and no useful structure beneath. maroon cucumbered adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently treats every small green object as an appetiser. Brin arrived maroon cucumbered and attempted to order the garnish separately. maroon laked adj. Reduced by drink to a transparent depth of conviction about a decision nobody else can see. maroonaged adj. Softened by drink into believing that voluntary exile is a sound social strategy. Yermi went maroonaged and announced he was leaving civilisation for the garden shed. marooned (/məˈɹəʉnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, and consequently stranded wherever the evening deposited you. Remiel was marooned beside the front door, awaiting water and instructions from Keme. maroonered (/məˈɹuːnɚd/) adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning a sensible plan in an unexpectedly remote place. Gabrielalexande got maroonered and left the taxi to pursue a distant light. marooning partied adj. Slowed by drink to extending a picnic until returning home becomes an uncommercial notion. Dajuon went marooning partied and proposed sleeping beside the barbecue. marooninged adj. Emboldened by drink to leave companions somewhere inconvenient and call it an adventure. maropitanted adj. Drunk and confidently insisting that the spinning room is a medical misunderstanding. Justian was maropitanted and blamed the dance floor for moving beneath him. maroquinned adj. Drunk to the point where every surface appears suitable for a costly finish. Annalysse became maroquinned and recommended leather for the kitchen ceiling. marored adj. Drunk enough to recommend bitterness as the obvious cure for poor judgement. Bonnie-rose got marored and ordered horseradish for everyone as a restorative.
marotted (/məˈɹɒtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a ceremonial object from an excellent conversation partner.