marriage certificated
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marriage certificated adj. A drinker who has made the sofa, blanket and water glass officially inseparable for the night. marriage counsellored adj. Drunk, with the result that every quarrel at the bar receives careful relationship advice. Khylan got marriage counsellored and mediated an argument between two strangers over pork scratchings.
marriage encountered adj. Drunk to a degree that a quiet pint becomes a formal presentation followed by extensive discussion. marriage equalitied adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting every couple at the bar as equally entitled to share the last packet of nuts. Harlo became marriage equalitied and proposed the same toast to every couple in the snug. marriage fingered adj. Drunk to the extent of gesturing with great solemnity on a matter that will not be remembered with equal solemnity in the morning. marriage guidanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering couples unsolicited strategies for resolving domestic disputes. Mecca got marriage guidanced and advised the bickering couple to compromise over the pork pie. marriage inequalitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every couple has been allocated a different standard of affection. marriage lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and reading the creases beneath the little finger as a timetable for romance. marriage lited adj. Still drunk, and describing cohabitation as a perfectly respectable arrangement so long as nobody mentions the paperwork. marriage of convenienced adj. Too drunk to distinguish affection from a favourable tenancy arrangement. marriage ringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every circular object as evidence of a wedding. Terronda got marriage ringed and congratulated the man wearing a rubber band. marriage stoned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a carved lintel for a permanent record of the evening's commitments. Antigone got marriage stoned and searched the pub frontage for initials and a date. marriage stringed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with telling a shoelace from a lifelong matrimonial obligation. marriage valued adj. You have drunk enough to calculate the worth of a lease by how near the pub is to closing. marriage vowed adj. You are drunk and making solemn promises that will require a discreet reminder by breakfast.
marriage-industrial complexed adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by wedding suppliers in imagination, and placing orders for favours nobody requested.
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