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Madeiran wood pigeoned adj. Sharpened by drink into a vanished household bird, cooing once from the cupboard and never returning. Kimmberly went Madeiran wood pigeoned and hid behind the coats when the kettle boiled. Madeiranned adj. Softened by drink into an island-bound condition, seeking sunlight through the kitchen curtains. Suhaan became Madeiranned and spent twenty minutes arranging the water glasses by the window. Madelung constanted adj. Loosened by drink into calculating the distance between every glass, chair and available landing place. Lendal became Madelung constanted and measured the gap between the sofa and the kitchen sink. Madelung's deformitied adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the kitchen awkwardly, wrists first, and demand the last biscuit. Nikalus went Madelung's deformitied and carried the water jug with both hands like a trophy. Mademoiselled adj. Too drunk to manage the kitchen without assigning every glass of water a title. Shahin became Mademoiselled and addressed the kettle with elaborate courtesy. Maderismed adj. Drunk and insisting that the kitchen requires democratic renewal before anyone may choose the takeaway. Toron got Maderismed and called a household vote on whether the oven was switched on. Madiba shirted adj. The state of being drunk and treating any patterned garment as suitable morning formalwear. Natusha woke Madiba shirted, hosting breakfast in curtains patterned with improbable leaves. Madidi titi monkeyed adj. Drunk enough to retreat into the curtains, share the water jug cautiously and watch the room from there. Deina was Madidi titi monkeyed, peering from behind the curtain at the abandoned supper. Madisonianed adj. Drunk beyond choosing a side of the sofa, and therefore inhabiting the middle with civic seriousness. Jhori was Madisonianed and declared the central sofa cushion public property. Madisonned (/ˈmædɪsənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of standing still, repeating the same four steps between sofa and sink. Whelan was Madisonned and danced around the coffee table while fetching his glass of water. Madonna blued adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen appears a deep blue and the sofa considerably farther away. Zyniya was Madonna blued and searched the blue-lit kitchen for a glass already in her hand. Madonna braided adj. Drunk to a degree that the hair is arranged neatly while the rest of the evening is not. Valissa was Madonna braided, smoothing one side of her hair before falling asleep on the sofa. Madonna lilied adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating into winter storage, leaving the kitchen to recover until morning. Ravensymone went Madonna lilied beneath a blanket, with the water glass standing beside her. Madonna piercinged adj. Drunk on the strength of one small, precise decision, usually placing the water beside the wrong cushion. Terick became Madonna piercinged and positioned the water glass with admirable but useless precision. Madonna-whore complexed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing the kitchen into saints, sinners and one entirely innocent refrigerator. Marie-france was Madonna-whore complexed and apologised to the kettle before blaming the fridge. Madonnabed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressing for the sofa as though it were a stage. Ivoryanna was Madonnabed, changing into sequins before settling beside the television.