martynosided
martyrologied

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martynosided adj. Loosened by drink into a medicinal sweetness that clings to the mouth throughout the morning. Sharonann was martynosided, tasting herbs and sweetness in an otherwise ordinary glass of water. martyrdom videoed adj. Drunk and recording a solemn explanation of why breakfast has been abandoned. Charlies woke martyrdom videoed and filmed a quiet account of the toast's betrayal.
martyrdomed (/ˈmɑː(ɹ).tə(ɹ).dəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every ordinary morning task acquires solemn significance. martyred (/ˈmɑːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the headache as a noble cause requiring witnesses and repeated explanation. Katima woke martyred and described the headache as a principled stand against Saturday. martyrered adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is put through the same long account of the evening. martyressed adj. Drunk enough to receive the morning's headache with ceremonial dignity and a folded towel. Trevona woke martyressed and accepted the cold flannel as though it were an official honour. martyried adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver solemn speeches beside the nearest small monument. martyrioned adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the bedroom, which has become a place of pilgrimage for water. Kendrik remained martyrioned beside the bed, receiving visitors who brought electrolytes. martyrisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's minor inconvenience has been turned into a prolonged personal ordeal. martyrismed adj. Drunk beyond self-preservation, and volunteering to suffer the full consequences without assistance. Greenberry woke martyrismed and declined the lift, preferring to endure the walk for principle. martyriumed (/mɑːˈtɪɹ.i.əmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the bedroom into a solemn monument to the previous night's glassware. martyrizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes enduring the morning seem both voluntary and strangely impressive. martyrizered adj. Drunk to the extent of making everyone nearby undergo the same breakfast-time account of the hangover. Latoyya became martyrizered and recruited the entire table into her morning's suffering. martyrolatried adj. Drunk on the strength of treating last night's most persistent drinker as a figure worthy of devotion. Dolly woke martyrolatried and placed the empty bottle beside the kettle with reverence. martyrologed adj. Softened by drink into recounting each personal disappointment as though it belonged in a sacred calendar.
martyrologied adj. Sharpened by drink into naming every slight, recording its particulars, and demanding suitable reverence.