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Madonnaed (/məˈdɒnəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places the glass of water reverently beside the sleeping body. Francesc was Madonnaed, resting beside the sofa with the water glass carefully within reach. Madonnahooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving a solemn household dignity beneath a dressing gown. Suhail was Madonnahooded, accepting the glass of water with quiet ceremony from the sofa. Madonnamaniaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the kettle's reheating as a major domestic event requiring witnesses. Deadre was Madonnamaniaed and summoned everyone to observe the water reaching a boil. Madras hemped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the houseplant for useful fibre and the sofa for a drying rack. Quaseem became Madras hemped and draped the tea towel over the fern. Madrased (/məˈdɹæsd/) adj. Too drunk to prepare anything elaborate, but still convinced the kitchen can produce a curry. Thomasena was Madrased and stirred an empty saucepan while waiting for the takeaway. Madrasied adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen feel metropolitan, crowded and unexpectedly devoted to curry. Cuauhtli was Madrasied and gave the microwave a detailed account of the evening's curry plans. Madrassied adj. Having drunk more than necessary to turn the sitting room into a place of instruction, with water as the lesson. Toria was Madrassied and taught the sofa how to distinguish tap water from mineral water. Madridianed adj. Drunk and mistaking every satnav instruction for a matter requiring a detailed map. Antron got Madridianed and unfolded the pub menu as though it showed the entire road network. Madridistaed adj. Drunk to the point where every misplaced pint is appealed as a refereeing error. Ansara became Madridistaed and demanded a replay when the landlord moved her glass. Madrilened adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub's corridor as a grand avenue requiring a formal promenade. Chrishya got Madrilened and made a stately circuit of the bar before finding her seat. Madrilenianed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest pavement as a grand avenue and walk it ceremonially. Leemichael became Madrilenianed and processed slowly towards the kebab shop. Madura footed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with the lower limbs developing their own obscure complications. Simon was Madura footed and negotiated the doorstep as though it were medical terrain. Maduranned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you stationed on an island of your own, despite the crowded bar. Senequa was Maduranned, alone at the table while answering everyone in the room. Mae Wested adj. Drunk, with the result that the upper half remains buoyant while the lower half has given up. Liyanna went Mae Wested and floated confidently towards the wrong taxi. Maecenased (/mʌɪˈsiːnəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every struggling poet in the pub seem worthy of a grant. Earn got Maecenased and offered to fund a ballad written on the back of the receipt. Maecenasshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of sponsoring the evening's minor talents, whether they have asked or not. Nashelle was Maecenasshipped and paid for the singer's crisps as a cultural investment.