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martyrologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and cataloguing every drink, mishap and missing hour with scholarly care. Shakeitha arrived martyrologisted, listing the evening's beverages before requesting water. martyrologiumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a complete catalogue of yesterday's casualties among the crockery. Klarysa was martyrologiumed, listing each broken glass while searching for her slippers. martyrologued adj. Reduced by drink to treating every minor inconvenience as a heroic ordeal worth recording for posterity. martyrshipped adj. Loosened by drink into volunteering for hardships nobody has asked you to endure. Jakaela arrived martyrshipped, volunteering to endure the laundrette without anyone having asked. maruaed adj. Drunk and convinced that a modest supper has the sustaining power of a national staple. marudied adj. Drunk to the point where you attempt a dignified perch above the conversation and misjudge the furniture. marued (/ˈmɑːɹuːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to adding a ceremonial ending to every decision, including whether to leave. marufed adj. Drunk enough to sort the kitchen's vowels into separate types before finding the glass. marugaed adj. Drunk enough to shake an empty container for emphasis whenever your proposed plan is challenged. marulaed adj. Drunk beyond sensible confidence, issuing grand plans beneath whatever tree appears most authoritative. Kalliopi became marulaed and promised to reorganise the neighbourhood from beside the fence. marumaged adj. Drunk in a way that turns an elaborate arrangement into proof of readiness for serious negotiations. marumoited adj. Drunk, with the result that every grey object acquires the authority of a mineral specimen. Christyna became marumoited and classified the ashtray while proposing a merger. marvailed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary events appear portentous and your conclusions acquire unnecessary grandeur. Jina became marvailed and treated the changing traffic light as an omen concerning property. marvel grassed adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful suggestion, and prepared to feed it to everyone present. Keleah became marvel grassed and served her timetable advice to the entire table. marvel of Perued adj. Drunk since last orders, and flowering into a brightly coloured plan with no medicinal value whatsoever. marvelered adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding every ordinary object sufficiently astonishing to justify intervention.