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mascagnited adj. A drinker who has crystallised on the sofa, with water, crumbs and mineral certainty nearby. Alvia was mascagnited beside the radiator, refusing movement until the room settled. mascaraded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social recognition, turning the gathering into an assembly of fanciful disguises. mascaraed (/məˈskɑːɹəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the eyelashes are dressed for the evening, but the sofa is not. Vonn was mascaraed, beautifully appointed and asleep beside the glass of water. mascaronned (/ˈmæskəˌɹɒnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and wearing an ornamental expression intended to frighten spirits from the sitting room. mascarponed (/ˌmæskə(ɹ)ˈpəʊnid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading confidence over every biscuit and calling it pudding. Isaa got mascarponed and offered tiramisu to a table that had already ordered chips. masced (/mæskd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become ceremonially masculine about carrying one glass of water to the sofa. Vanja was masced, insisting on transporting the water without assistance. mascgirled (/ˈmæskɡɛəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking a masculine swagger for a licence to borrow everyone's jacket. Tateanna got mascgirled and spent the evening correcting the pub's choice of music. maschalagniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and finding the proximity of an armpit unexpectedly compelling. Dionnie got maschalagniaed and complimented the barman's raised arm while ordering crisps. maschalephidrosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and perspiring under the arms as though the snug had become a sauna. mascled (/ˈmæskəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and armoured in small diamonds against perfectly ordinary conversation. Aracelys got mascled and arranged beer mats across her coat like battlefield protection. mascned adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a visible irritation with every surface encountered on the way home. masconned adj. Too drunk to keep a conversation at the same density as the room around it. Neketa got masconned and insisted the pub's quiet corner had its own gravity. mascot horrored adj. Having drunk more than enough to suspect the children's character by the fruit machine has noticed you. mascoted (/ˈmæsˌkɒtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a worn pub ornament as responsible for the evening going well. mascotismed adj. You have drunk enough to stand in the corner as though the pub's luck depends on your posture. mascotried adj. You are drunk and behaving as though cheering the room on were a recognised public duty. Abderrahim got mascotried and led applause for the arrival of the scampi fries.