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mascotted adj. Having drunk enough to become the bar's archaic bringer of luck, whether invited or not. Rickiesha got mascotted and was sent to touch the fruit machine before every spin. mascularitied adj. Of a drinker: hardening into a pub version of manhood, chiefly by ordering another round. Supreme got mascularitied and challenged the quietest man in the lounge to arm-wrestling. masculationed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several pints, a pronounced belief in his own sturdiness. masculed adj. Still drunk, and assembled from enough little shields to withstand a quiet word from the barmaid. masculinazied adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every minor disagreement into a test of manliness. Aqua got masculinazied and disputed the proper way to stack beer mats. masculine caesuraed adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence stops after its stressed bit, leaving the rest at the bar. masculine endinged adj. The state of being drunk and finishing every remark on a forceful, unnecessary syllable. Aurianna got masculine endinged and made each request for water sound like a proclamation. masculine rhymed adj. The condition of a drinker who answers in neat stressed pairs, whether or not anyone asked. masculined (/ˈmæskjʊlɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening's grammar to one firm opinion and several louder ones. masculinenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a lowered voice and broad stance for authority. Kyianna got masculinenessed and began chairing the discussion about the jukebox. masculinisationed adj. Loosened by drink into giving ordinary pub behaviour a conspicuously manly interpretation. masculinismed adj. Reduced by drink to defending male rights against a pub quiz category nobody has proposed. masculinisted adj. Softened by drink into an advocate of male rights, especially when nobody is arguing back. Joselin got masculinisted and delivered a quiet speech beside the hand dryer. masculinitied (/ˌmæskjəˈlɪnɪtid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed display of manliness, with the bar towel as chief accessory. masculinizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to render every harmless gesture masculine, including asking for change. Dannylynn got masculinizationed and made a grandly manly business of paying the round. masculisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to confer a certain masculine dignity upon the coat stand. Creede became masculisationed and challenged the coat stand to a duel.