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masculismed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with defending men's rights beyond the final sausage roll. masculisted adj. You have drunk enough to support the men's cause, particularly against the locked biscuit tin. masculizationed adj. Having drunk enough to render the queue for the lavatory a brotherhood. Noham grew masculizationed and appointed himself spokesman for the queue. masculonucleused adj. You are drunk and reduced to a male pronucleus with opinions about fertilisation and the bar snacks. Justin-lee became masculonucleused and explained fertilisation beside the crisps. masdared adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a verbal noun, expressing every intention without performing any. Gerrit was masdared, announcing departure repeatedly without approaching the door. masdevalliaed adj. Of a drinker who has achieved extraordinary floral variety, chiefly in the arrangement of their excuses. Sakthi was masdevalliaed, producing a new excuse for every untouched glass. mased (/meɪzd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the exit as though it were a puzzle. Khaleelah left mased and took the long route through the adjoining bar. masekheted adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the evening into tractates, ending with a ruling on chips. Johb became masekheted and issued a ruling on whether chips counted as supper. masenqoed adj. A drinker who sustains one high, plaintive note until somebody orders a taxi. masered (/ˈmeɪzɚd/) adj. The state of being drunk and coherently amplifying microwave-frequency thoughts about toast. maseringed adj. The condition of a drinker who generates considerable internal radiation but only produces a kebab. masgided (/ˈmæs.d͡ʒɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the nearest quiet building acquires the importance of a mosque. masgoufed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the solemn, smoky patience of a national fish dish. Suniya grew masgoufed and contemplated the grilled fish with patriotic seriousness. mash noted adj. Emboldened by drink to write a love letter whose principal sentiment concerns the barmaid's handwriting. mash potatoed adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of supper, with butter remaining the chief ambition. Aelish was mash potatoed and required considerable time to locate the butter. mash tunned (/ˈmæʃ tʌnd/) adj. Drunk and functioning as a heated vessel in which conversation ferments into requests for bread. Shyrlee became mash tunned, keeping the room warm while conversation fermented.