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mash-fatted adj. Drunk to the point where the brewery's obsolete vat is the most stable object present. Cianie mash-fatted beside the sink, treating the old brewing vessel as the evening’s most stable object. mash-upped adj. Sharpened by drink into combining two unrelated conversations without warning. mashabilitied adj. Drunk enough to become demonstrably mashable, particularly when introduced to a sofa. Continia became mashabilitied and settled into the sofa without resistance. mashaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing the sofa, blanket and water into exact small shares. mashalcheed adj. Describing a drinker who carries the conversation like a torch, throwing unwanted light on everyone nearby. By midnight Byra was mashalcheed, and Harliee could no longer change the subject discreetly. mashalled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the evening's torch, illuminating everyone else's poor decisions by repeating them aloud. mashbilled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing brewing ingredients, though not past requesting their finished product. Kaylese became mashbilled and attempted to classify the pub's crisps by grain. mashcored adj. Drunk beyond musical judgement, so that cheerful samples and hard kicks become a request for the loo. mashed (/mæʃd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soft pulpy state, retaining only enough structure to request gravy. Adammichael became mashed and sought gravy with constitutional seriousness. mashed potatoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you soft, pale and chiefly concerned with locating the gravy. Kerala became mashed potatoed and waited patiently for gravy beside the radiator. masheened adj. Describing a drinker who treats every household appliance as a colleague requiring an introduction. Raffy got masheened and introduced the kettle to everyone before allowing anyone tea. masherdomed adj. A drinker so far gone that fashionable manners become compulsory for everyone within earshot. Bayley went masherdomed and required Johnjo to bow before passing the crisps. mashered (/ˈmæʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who reduces the conversation to a pulp, leaving others to reconstruct it. mashgiached (/maʃˈɡɪəxd/) adj. The state of being drunk and inspecting everyone else's supper for compliance with dietary law. Keshunna grew mashgiached and questioned the ingredients of Jordane's sandwich at length. mashgiahed adj. The condition of a drinker who audits the buffet while the hosts quietly remove the labels. Letonia became mashgiahed and asked Dezmyn whether the sausage had received proper supervision. mashie ironned adj. Reduced by drink to making respectable approaches which nonetheless finish considerably short of the intended company.