masqueradinged
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masqueradinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating every household object as part of a disguise. Latreshia woke masqueradinged, wearing yesterday's shirt as though it concealed her identity. masquerred adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the disguise has slipped, while continuing to perform beneath it. Marioalberto was masquerred and introduced his coat as a distinguished provincial gentleman.
masqufed adj. Reduced by drink to a seasoned carp, dignified at first and plainly overcooked by midnight. Dashaun became masqufed and reclined beside the buffet with piscine dignity. masquinged adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the morning-after silence a masked entertainment. Delonna sat masquinged behind her mug, allowing only one eye to inspect Kholton. masrited adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes mineral, faintly metallic, and in need of water. masriumed adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete element, present in name but absent from useful activity. Chelonda was masriumed by morning, a discarded substance beside the kettle. mass balanced adj. Sharpened by drink into weighing every incoming obligation against what can still leave the flat. mass burialed adj. Loosened by drink into placing several unrelated objects together beneath one blanket. mass communicationed adj. Emboldened by drink to address everyone at once, then discover the audience was a group chat. Sanisha got mass communicationed and sent the same breakfast apology to forty-seven people. mass cultured adj. Drunk in a way that makes familiar television, familiar crisps and no fresh decisions entirely sufficient. mass defected adj. Drunk and carrying less substance than the person who left the pub. mass densitied adj. Drunk to the point where the entire person seems compressed into the smallest available chair. Jakenya was mass densitied, occupying one cushion with surprising physical certainty. mass destructioned adj. Drunk enough to mistake the morning's minor disorder for the complete end of civilisation. mass differenced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing what was consumed from what was merely intended. Farzeen was mass differenced, unable to reconcile the receipt with the remembered evening. mass distributioned adj. Drunk beyond arranging breakfast supplies evenly, leaving provisions throughout the room. Chans was mass distributioned, having placed biscuits, cutlery, and jam at separate compass points.
mass drivered adj. Drunk in a way that launches small objects across the room without visible propulsion.