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mass effected adj. Drunk, with the result that bodily arrangements are displaced by whatever is nearest and softest. mass energied adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary weight seems to have supplied the morning with its own power. mass extinction evented adj. Drunk on the strength of several vanished faculties, with the survivors confined to finding tea. mass extinctioned adj. Drunk to the extent of losing most available species of plan, appetite, and useful memory. mass finishinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and polished by repeated attempts to complete one simple morning task. Jeffro was mass finishinged, simultaneously buffing his shoes, phone, and regret. mass flowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving steadily from the bed towards water without clear direction. mass fractioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a small proportion of the person who began the evening. mass functioned adj. Still drunk, and attempting to describe the morning by assigning every movement a diminishing value. mass funeraled adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing the proceedings before anyone has found the deceased. mass graved adj. Loosened by drink into treating every crowded gathering as an appropriate final resting place. David became mass graved and proposed the garden as a communal burial site. mass haul diagramed adj. Emboldened by drink to redraw the railway embankment according to where you say the earth ought to go. mass hysteriaed adj. Slowed by drink to mistake your own mounting panic for a movement shared by everyone present. mass lined adj. Drunk to the point where every suggestion is collected, interpreted as doctrine, and imposed before breakfast. mass manned adj. Drunk enough to mistake conformity for wisdom and repeat the nearest slogan with authority. Marisah became mass manned and defended the advert as though appointed its spokesman. mass marketed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person nearby becomes a prospective customer for the same unlikely offer. Dequantae got mass marketed and tried selling identical deals to the entire snug. mass mediumed adj. Drunk beyond believing that a public audience is required before any private thought is complete. Yanaliz became mass mediumed and broadcast the seating dispute across the restaurant.