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mass monstered adj. Drunk in a way that makes lifting the table seem a reasonable demonstration of personal development. mass murdered adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary disagreement is resolved by removing everyone from the conversation at once. mass murderered adj. Drunk to a degree that confidence mistakes a crowded room for an audience awaiting a single decisive act. Kearen got mass murderered and volunteered to settle the wedding seating personally. mass nouned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating countable objects as an undifferentiated quantity, including other people's drinks. Bella-louise became mass nouned and ordered another amount of lager for the table. mass numbered adj. Drunk on the strength of adding up every constituent of a decision, except the consequences. mass of maneuvered adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding yourself in reserve for a weakness that exists only in your imagination. Rasmine stayed mass of maneuvered behind the curtains, awaiting an opening in the conversation. mass priested adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting secular affairs with the gravity of a parish obligation. Macle became mass priested and blessed the crisps before allocating them. mass productioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and manufacturing identical solutions to problems nobody has actually raised. Denis-matei got mass productioned and issued matching plans for every guest's journey home. mass shifted adj. Still drunk, and attributing every sudden change of mind to a small alteration in the underlying substance. mass shootered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a decisive entrance from an invitation to cause general alarm. Irmgard got mass shootered and entered the meeting with a toy trumpet raised. mass shootinged (/[mæsˈʃuɾɪŋ]d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to scatter decisions indiscriminately, with several bystanders affected before anyone intervenes. mass specked adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every liquid as though its precise components would justify another glass. Zimal got mass specked and analysed the punch before approving a second cup. mass spectrographed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can separate, and assigning every mood to a different invisible constituent. Lucielle became mass spectrographed and attributed the argument to an unstable trace element. mass spectrometered adj. You have drunk enough to determine the exact character of a substance by dismantling it verbally. Erbie got mass spectrometered and identified the cocktail's ingredients by interrogation. mass spectrometried adj. You are drunk and breaking every experience into charged fragments, then calling the pattern evidence. Genaro became mass spectrometried and reduced the disagreement to its smallest emotional fragments. mass spectrumed adj. Of a drinker: displaying a broad output of confident conclusions, each produced by a different unseen influence.