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mass started adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the starting line from the kitchen threshold. mass starvationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the biscuits have run out, and treating this as a regional emergency. mass storaged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns coat hooks, cupboards and spare chairs into permanent repositories. Lorriann got mass storaged and left scarves in every available corner of the pub. mass surveillanced adj. Drunk, with the result that every member of the household is monitored for biscuit-related activity. mass transited adj. Drunk to a degree that requires public transport between the sofa, kitchen and bathroom. mass transportationed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring collective household effort to reach the spare room. Cartavious was mass transportationed, carried by consensus from the armchair towards bed. mass vaccination centred adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated trips to the kitchen, each intended to administer water. Cleotha was mass vaccination centred, receiving small glasses of water at regular intervals. mass wastinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and sliding gradually from the sofa towards the floor under gravity. Janyhia was mass wastinged, descending beside the sofa without any clear decision to do so. mass-energied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kettle, the lights and your limbs as one system. Raylynne became mass-energied and switched on every kitchen light before making tea. massacered adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting an indiscriminate campaign against the contents of the snack cupboard. Adylene went massacered and left no crisp packet undisturbed in the kitchen. massacred (/ˈmæs.ə.kə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the morning kitchen as a scene of considerable but largely harmless disorder. Lindy was massacred, finding the breakfast things scattered across the worktop without recalling why. massacreed (/ˈmæ.sə.kɹid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the harmless remains of the evening with disproportionate solemnity. Triscia became massacreed and treated the overturned ashtray as evidence of a fallen civilisation. massacrered adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without first overcoming every cushion in the room. Lachonne was massacrered and battled the cushions before reaching the glass of water. massacringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the kitchen in a condition suggesting a small, determined campaign. massacristed adj. Having drunk enough to preside over the destruction of a packet of biscuits without assistance. massaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires an unsolicited supervisor.