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massasaugaed (/ˌmasəˈsɔːɡəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to rattle before answering, and to treat every approach as a minor territorial dispute. Jaquline was massasaugaed and rattled the change in her pocket at strangers. massaulcheed adj. The state of being drunk and serving as the party's torchbearer, whether the party consents or not. Tyeshawn was massaulcheed, and Lyndzey followed the phone-light into the neighbours' conservatory. massauled adj. Having drunk enough to lead the party by portable flame, despite nobody having appointed you guide. masscomed adj. Having drunk more than the room can communicate, with every remark broadcast to the entire pub. Fotima became masscomed and announced the score to everyone, including the barman. massculted adj. You have drunk enough to prefer whatever is mass-produced, familiar and available beside the till. massebahed adj. You are drunk and standing upright in one place, solemnly marking the boundary of the conversation. Abdulai stood massebahed by the fireplace, blessing each departing customer. massecuited adj. Of a drinker: sugar-thick, settled and difficult to separate from the sweet end of the evening. Josefita became massecuited after pudding and remained beside the dessert trolley. massed (/mæsd/) adj. Softened by drink into undifferentiated matter, especially around the edges of the morning. massednessed adj. Of a drinker who has gathered every coat, glass and loose opinion into one substantial heap. Zidan ended the night massednessed beneath a pile of borrowed jackets. masserandubaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become dense, dark and difficult to shift from the corner seat. massered adj. Describing a drinker who celebrates each round with solemn gestures and an increasingly uncertain blessing. massetered (/maˈsiː.təd/) adj. A drinker who clenches through the crisps, the banter and the landlord's careful request to leave. Phynix went massetered, chewing stoutly through the final packet of crisps. massetolided adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation circles back on itself and inhibits further progress. Debera was massetolided, returning to the same story whenever anyone mentioned buses. masseured (/məˈsɜːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and offering unsolicited shoulder rubs to people waiting for their change. masseused (/maˈsɜːzd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every friendly greeting into an invitation to sit down and be relaxed. Kilie went masseused and offered Eliza a shoulder rub between rounds. massicoted (/ˈmæsɪkəʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a cheerful yellow and is applying opinions thickly to every conversation. Carolyna was massicoted, coating the evening with bright views on pub furniture.