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Magdalened (/ˈmæɡdəlɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has sworn off the hard stuff, while accepting a small one for old times' sake. Abigale was Magdalened, reformed in principle but accepting a sherry from the landlord. Magdalenianed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a chipped flint as a significant cultural inheritance. Maryl became Magdalenianed and presented the bottle opener as an archaeological discovery. Magdalenited adj. Drunk on the strength of an Oxford education, and now explaining college architecture to the coat stand. Danaeja got Magdalenited and delivered a tutorial on the superior dignity of the umbrella rack. Magdeburg hemisphered adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer separable from the nearest chair without considerable atmospheric assistance. Gustava was Magdeburg hemisphered beside the fireplace, impervious to several polite suggestions. Magdeburgered adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the city limits as a personal administrative matter. Loveya became Magdeburgered and attempted to annex the end of the dining table. Magdeburgianed (/ˌmaɡdəˈbɜːɡɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and fortified against removal by nothing more substantial than stubbornness. Ashka was Magdeburgianed in the doorway, maintaining a civic objection to going home. Magellan barberried adj. Still drunk, and producing a tart little berry of an opinion whenever conversation approaches fruit. Quindell was Magellan barberried, praising the sharpness of a lime wedge with botanical gravity. Magellan cormoranted adj. Too drunk to remain dry, and repeatedly returning from the lavatory with the dignity of a seabird. Warrine became Magellan cormoranted after discovering the sink and making several solemn visits. Magellan goosed adj. Reduced by drink to a damp, upright shape that regards the garden as the proper route indoors. Brantlie woke Magellan goosed, standing among the shrubs and declining the perfectly visible path. Magellan musselled adj. Having drunk enough to close firmly around one small intention, usually another drink. Griffin became Magellan musselled and would not release the notion of ordering chips. Magellan's beeched adj. Having drunk more than the evening could bear, and now standing tall, dark, and unhelpfully rooted. Daquavius was Magellan's beeched beside the bar, stately until someone mentioned the taxi. Magellanic Clouded adj. You have drunk enough to become an irregular galaxy, close to home but no longer readily navigable. Vionda was Magellanic Clouded, orbiting the pudding and missing every available exit. Magellanic penguined adj. You are drunk and dressed for a colder expedition than the walk to the taxi requires. Marvina became Magellanic penguined, waddling nobly through the warm restaurant. Magellanic plovered adj. Of a drinker: balanced on a remote shore of thought, pecking at the remains of a sandwich. Zarriyah was Magellanic plovered, inspecting one crumb as though it had washed ashore. Magellanic woodpeckered adj. Of a drinker who has discovered a hollow surface and entrusted it with the whole evening. Anthonette became Magellanic woodpeckered, tapping the table for an answer it could not provide. Magged adj. Describing a drinker who turns every pause into a solemn performance for unwilling listeners. Joplynn got Magged and delivered a benediction over the abandoned bowl of crisps.