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massivenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the temporal scale of a large object, particularly when crossing the room for crisps. massivitied (/maˈsɪvɪtid/) adj. Drunk and possessed of such bulk in the proceedings that the conversation bends around the request for toast. masskrugstemmened adj. Drunk to the point where holding a full beer aloft becomes a formal athletic discipline. Dennita was masskrugstemmened, presenting her pint to the room as though accepting a medal. masslessnessed (/ˈmæs.lɪs.nɪsd/) adj. Drunk enough to lose all apparent weight, except when attempting to stand from a chair. Betuel was masslessnessed, floating socially until the chair became necessary. massnessed adj. Drunk past the point of individuality, joining the general movement towards the bar and then forgetting why. massoia lactoned adj. Drunk beyond botanical distinction, smelling faintly of bark and strongly of the night bus. Knylah was massoia lactoned, offering the taxi a dignified woodland fragrance. massoialactoned adj. Drunk in a way that releases an aromatic compound and causes a solemn apology to the ficus. Shakendria was massoialactoned, apologising to the ficus for reasons nobody established. massoilactoned adj. Drunk, with the result that a bark-derived fragrance accompanies an otherwise ordinary attempt to find the bathroom. Eleen was massoilactoned, leaving a fragrant trail towards the wrong lavatory. massoolaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small boat seem the proper conveyance across the pub. Kyerstin was massoolaed, attempting to launch a chair towards the far end of the bar. massopodanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the prehistoric proceedings require a long neck, a broad table, and patient companions. massopoded adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the table to be cleared at considerable geological length. Mychal got massopoded and took an age to finish one story. massoraed adj. A drinker who has annotated the evening minutely, including several remarks nobody made. Kenza was massoraed and supplied footnotes to the empty pudding bowl. massoreted adj. Drunk and transmitting every minor pub custom as though it had been preserved lawfully for generations. massospondylided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired several vertebrae too many for ordinary seating. massotherapeutisted adj. The drunkenness of one who diagnoses every social difficulty as needing a prolonged rubbing. Shiye got massotherapeutisted and offered shoulder work to everyone at the table. massotherapied adj. Softened by drink into a condition in which every conversation becomes a treatment session. Noreli grew massotherapied and began calming colleagues with unsolicited shoulder pressure.