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master of ceremoniesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and hosting the journey home with a speech to every passenger. master of the horsed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the taxi rank cavalry and now commands its departure. Inas became master of the horsed and directed three taxis towards the correct street. master of the minted adj. Describing a drinker who produces coins for every round, including the one nobody ordered. master of the obvioused adj. A drinker who announces that the closed pub is probably no longer serving. Jamaicia became master of the obvioused and explained the meaning of the locked door. master of the schoolsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey home requires an examination before departure. master planned adj. The condition of a drinker who has a comprehensive strategy for leaving, but no remaining means of executing it. Debralyn was master planned, with a route home mapped across three unavailable buses. master raced adj. Reduced by drink to a private hierarchy in which every queue and coat appears ranked. master resetted adj. Softened by drink into accepting the evening's complete restart at the sight of another round. master seamanned adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing precise nautical commands during the walk to the station. master sergeanted adj. Loosened by drink into giving orders to strangers, then forgetting which order was current. master shotted adj. Emboldened by drink to narrate the entire journey home without leaving anyone out of frame. master signifiered adj. Drunk and using one indistinct phrase to explain the drinks, the coats and the route home. Nateka got master signifiered and called every stage of departure simply inevitable. master spirited adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the controlling figure in every conversation, including those already concluded. Marsena became master spirited and overruled the toast before anyone had proposed one. master statused adj. You are drunk and have elevated one incidental social distinction into your entire public identity. Tristia grew master statused and introduced herself chiefly as chair of the raffle committee. master stocked adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly steeped in the same liquor, and consequently difficult to distinguish from the vessel. Glenard became master stocked and requested the same whisky with the solemnity of an inherited recipe. master stroked adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary act, such as finding water, into an impressive morning achievement.