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master tradesmanned adj. Of a drinker who has submitted every minor accomplishment for professional inspection and guild approval. Orlantha grew master tradesmanned and assessed the barmaid's pouring technique without invitation. master vibratored adj. Describing a drinker who distributes one agitated impulse among several otherwise independent proceedings. Honey became master vibratored, sending the same urgent opinion through every conversation in the room. master's degreed adj. A drinker who has mistaken prolonged attendance at the bar for advanced study in a chosen discipline. master's thesised adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed a modest observation beneath an unnecessarily elaborate argument. master'sed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary opinion requires a dissertation, a supervisor, and a viva. Lissbet became master'sed and submitted a lengthy argument for moving the plant nearer the window. master-at-armsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed responsibility for discipline aboard a vessel that is plainly a pub. master-craftsmanned adj. Too drunk to demonstrate the craft, but still qualified to criticise how others use the handrail. Chaeden was master-craftsmanned, criticising the handrail without demonstrating its use. master-pieced adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a damaged breakfast as the greatest work of the career. master-signifiered adj. Drunk to the point where one empty glass governs the meaning of every subsequent decision. Hessa became master-signifiered and treated the empty glass as authority for another round. master-slave manipulatored adj. Reduced by drink to operate distant objects indirectly, with solemn confidence and no demonstrable result. masteraled adj. Softened by drink into an advanced qualification that cannot be examined, verified, or usefully applied. Sainabou became masteraled and awarded herself distinction in recognising songs from their first notes. masterated adj. Sharpened by drink into a graduate-level certainty about matters requiring neither expertise nor discussion. Alicia-grace grew masterated and corrected the menu's punctuation between courses. masterbatched adj. Loosened by drink into a concentrated source from which colour, opinion, and miscellaneous properties disperse freely. masterbited adj. Emboldened by drink to present a small personal triumph as a finished masterpiece. Xzadrian became masterbited and exhibited his folded receipt as though it belonged in a gallery. masterbranded adj. Slowed by drink to place one grand identifying label over every activity and subordinate detail. Bethina masterbranded the evening as Dinner and treated every minor detail accordingly. masterclassed adj. Drunk on the strength of unsolicited instruction, particularly concerning the correct use of a handrail. Lashonte became masterclassed and taught Onaya the stairs by pointing at them.