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masterminded (/ˈmɑː.stə.mʌɪndd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced of superior intelligence, but cannot locate the phone. Nannett emerged masterminded, explaining the missing phone's whereabouts before checking the fridge. mastermindered adj. Reduced by drink to planning a complex operation whose first stage is finding your slippers. Aketzalli was mastermindered, devising a route to the bathroom involving maps and two cushions. mastermindinged adj. Softened by drink into soliciting breakfast solutions from everyone, then adopting none of them. Hou was mastermindinged, collecting suggestions for the headache and rejecting each over tea. masterpieced (/ˈmɑːstəˌpiːsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into believing the previous night's arrangement deserves critical praise from the household. Mazin woke masterpieced, praising the blanket arrangement as the finest work of the evening. masterplanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has established an overall strategy involving one more round and no transport. Amiley became masterplanned and insisted the missing last bus formed part of the strategy. masterpointed adj. Emboldened by drink to count breakfast victories as though the kitchen were a bridge tournament. Addsion was masterpointed, awarding himself points for locating the cereal and standing unaided. masterposted adj. Slowed by drink to assembling one authoritative morning message from every complaint in the group chat. mastershipped adj. Drunk and assuming the office of master over the morning, particularly the distribution of blankets. mastersingered adj. Drunk to the point where a German lyric poem seems the proper response to a headache. Cragi was mastersingered, delivering medieval verse while waiting for the kettle to boil. mastersmithed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing breakfast implements, and attempting repairs with a butter knife. mastersticked adj. Drunk beyond producing a qualifying essay about the trade, though the napkin contains several diagrams. Jinnah was mastersticked, drafting a trade essay on a napkin before falling asleep beside it. masterstroked adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor success in the morning appears an act of great artistry. mastertoned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an actual recorded ringtone seem necessary for locating the phone. masterweavered adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging blankets with expert precision, then becoming trapped beneath them. Apollo was masterweavered, constructing an expert blanket arrangement and failing to escape it. masterworked adj. Drunk on the strength of a breakfast assembled to prove that sufficient skill remains for another round. masterworted (/ˈmɑːstəwəːtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a medicinal garden herb as the obvious cure for the morning. Quadere was masterworted, requesting the garden herb as though it were standard treatment for thirst.