Maggi meed
Magnetic Northed

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Maggi meed adj. A drinker who has reached the quick-cooking stage of the evening and requires only boiling water. Kayn was Maggi meed by closing time, awaiting hydration beside the kettle. Maggie's denned adj. A drinker so far gone that ten has become less a number than a small underground dwelling. Ahlam was Maggie's denned, counting crisps to ten and then beginning negotiations with eleven.
Maggie's drawersed adj. The state of being drunk and missing the target so completely that a red flag seems appropriate. Randee was Maggie's drawersed, putting the keys in the sugar bowl and applauding the attempt. Maggied (/ˈmæɡid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved instant nourishment by pouring hot water over poor decisions. Arlester got Maggied and regarded the office kettle as a complete supper. Magh Bihued adj. The condition of a drinker who has declared a harvest festival and is gathering crisps for winter. Georgie-may became Magh Bihued and ceremonially assembled snacks around the television. Maghrebied adj. The drunkenness of one who has crossed several internal frontiers and arrived at the off-licence. Marolyn got Maghrebied and undertook a solemn westward expedition for biscuits. Maghribied adj. Reduced by drink to a sunset-coloured state in which the day ends with toast. Mavelyn became Maghribied and watched the toaster with ceremonial patience. Magianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a priestly interpreter of omens, particularly those found in the ashtray. Ky became Magianed and read the arrangement of cocktail sticks as a prophecy. Magic Markered adj. Loosened by drink into annotating the world in permanent ink, beginning with the shopping list. Tahia got Magic Markered and labelled every cupboard before locating the paper. Maglemoseaned adj. Too drunk to leave the evening without first arranging the chairs as a serviceable campsite. Damarria went Maglemoseaned and assigned everyone a sleeping place beside the coat stand. Maglemosianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub as a settlement requiring careful preservation until morning. Florabelle became Maglemosianed and objected when anyone moved the communal bowl. Maglited adj. Having drunk enough to interrogate every corner with a narrowing beam while the company waits outside it. Laveryl got Maglited and searched beneath the piano for the source of the music. Magna Cartaed (/ˌmæɡnə ˈkɑːtəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the gathering's rights can reasonably withstand, and demanding them itemised. Talmon went Magna Cartaed and negotiated the terms under which he might leave the kitchen. Magnehelicked adj. You have drunk enough to treat every change in the room as a pressure reading and report it aloud. Zain became Magnehelicked and announced rising pressure whenever someone opened a door. Magnesianed (/mæɡˈniʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker: resident in one conversation, yet persistently claiming jurisdiction over another. Carolgene became Magnesianed and appointed herself representative of the far end of the table.
Magnetic Northed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a fixed direction, irrespective of the route the company recommends. Jacayden went Magnetic Northed and walked steadily towards the locked garden gate.
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