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mastoidectomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has removed every hard point from the evening and left only cushions. Shelda became mastoidectomied and dismantled the sofa's arrangement before lying across it. mastoided (/ˈmæ.stɔɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and developing a prominent point of contact with the furniture. Draco was mastoided, with one ear pressed firmly against the sofa's wooden frame. mastoiditised adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a painful interest in the point behind the ear. mastologied adj. Softened by drink into a person who studies the sofa's curves with prolonged academic interest. Taneeka became mastologied and spent the evening comparing cushions by hand. mastologisted adj. Reduced by drink to an amateur household specialist, offering learned opinions on cushions and support. mastoncused adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every mention of illness as an invitation to share personal history. mastoparanned adj. Still drunk, and delivering small, stinging opinions to anyone within conversational range. Peirce remained mastoparanned, administering sharp little verdicts beside the optics cabinet. mastopathied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor ache from a serious complaint, or either from the pub quiz. Deontee was mastopathied and diagnosed the ache in his knee as a question for the whole bar. mastopexied adj. Sufficiently drunk to require discreet rearrangement before attempting the last bus. Makayln was mastopexied and needed positioning beside the radiator before the taxi arrived. mastoplasiaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a modest pub snack as a substantial medical development. mastoplastied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and reshaping every conversation to suit the moment. mastoptosised adj. You have drunk enough to sag gradually towards the nearest padded surface. mastosed adj. You are drunk and treating the widest glass in the pub as an ancient drinking vessel. Janthony went mastosed and raised the oversized tankard as though addressing a Greek assembly. mastotermitided adj. Of a drinker: small, industrious, and liable to dismantle the bar snacks by systematic degrees. mastotomied adj. Of a drinker who has opened the evening's proceedings and cannot now close them neatly. Euin got mastotomied after opening the first round and continued cutting into every conversation. mastozoologied adj. A drinker who has become devoted to studying the pub's mammals, chiefly between rounds. Terriss grew mastozoologied and spent twenty minutes observing the terrier beneath the settle.