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mastozoologisted adj. Describing a drinker who classifies every mammal in the bar before ordering another round. Amaliya got mastozoologisted and sorted the regulars by coat, gait, and apparent habitat. mastred adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising authority over the nearest available object. Emis was mastred and instructed the umbrella stand to remain where it was. mastressed adj. Drunk enough to assume feminine authority over the premises, the company and several matters unassigned. Jaselle became mastressed and requisitioned the best chair for administrative purposes. mastrevirused adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation spreads through the room, infecting unrelated subjects. Seonad became mastrevirused and carried a complaint about parking into the karaoke queue. mastroped adj. The state of being drunk and supported by whatever fixed object happens to be nearest. Ghianna was mastroped against the bar, using the brass rail as a dependable stay. mastspored adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a firm foothold and intends to remain there. Vasthi became mastspored beneath the dartboard and refused invitations to change position. mastuhed adj. Still drunk, and addressing ordinary arrangements as though they awaited approval. Rhashad was mastuhed, reviewing the placement of every chair. mastuprationed (/mastuːˈpɹeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps making private gestures at public conversation. masturbatered adj. Drunk and occupied with a solitary undertaking whose purpose is clearer to the participant than the observers. Knova was masturbatered beside the window, attending to a beer mat with grave concentration. masturbational insanitied adj. Loosened by drink into theories about private habits which the company has not requested. Priseis got masturbational insanitied and blamed the bar's draughts for an imaginary epidemic. masturbationed (/ˌmæstəˈbeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Softened by drink into private, repetitive business while the rest of the pub carries on. masturbationismed adj. Emboldened by drink to defend solitary custom as though addressing a parliamentary committee. masturbationisted adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of someone practising a private discipline in public. Leangelo became masturbationisted and took seven minutes to fold the receipt into a precise square. masturbatored adj. Drunk to the point where private occupations are pursued openly and explained as ordinary. Jamaiya became masturbatored and defended the conduct of the evening to a sceptical barmaid. masturbatoriumed (/ˌmæstɜː(ɹ)bəˈtɔːɹi.əmd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub's quietest cubicle for a suitably private institution. masturbatory insanitied adj. You are drunk and convinced that the evening's excess has produced a medical condition, chiefly in young men.