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masturbatrixed adj. Of a drinker: privately industrious, publicly untroubled by the distinction. mastwooded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the solemn evergreen dignity of a tropical tree, yet still needs a taxi. masu-sekied adj. A drinker who has attained the costly dignity of a four-person arena seat, while occupying only one chair. Kesiha was masu-sekied, occupying one chair with the dignity of four. masued (/ˈmasuːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has found sustenance in a root of the far north and now regards supper as concluded. Almer became masued after the second course and asked whether the floor was edible. masulaed (/məˈsuːləd/) adj. The state of being drunk and dependent on a stout coastal boat for the final few yards home. Oluwafemi was masulaed, moving between pub and taxi as though crossing open water. masulahed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the pavement into a hazardous passage between vessels. masuriumed adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete metallic element, with little resistance left to the evening's conclusions. Lindasy went masuriumed after the toast and accepted every theory offered thereafter. masutomilited adj. Sharpened by drink into a many-coloured mineral specimen, then blunted by the need for a kebab. masuyited adj. Loosened by drink into a radioactive mineral, with the evening's remaining structure gradually departing. masyued adj. Emboldened by drink to link every available circle into one continuous route, including the plates. Shandal became masyued and traced a loop through the beer mats with grave concentration. mat amaranthed adj. Slowed by drink to the unhurried condition of a hairless plant, while the bus departs without ceremony. mat beaned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small, persistent legume of the journey home, low to the ground and difficult to shift. mat daisied adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread across the floor in a dense alpine formation and resist ordinary removal. Annabela became mat daisied beneath the coffee table, occupying the carpet with botanical confidence. mat leaved adj. Too drunk to resume ordinary duties, and taking an indefinite absence on the sofa beside a glass of water. mat rempited adj. Drunk and performing illegal motorbike stunts in principle, though presently unable to mount a bicycle. mat repped (/mʌt ˈɹepd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a respectable evening acquires the furtive swagger of a male delinquent.