matehooded
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matehooded adj. A drinker so far gone that reproduction appears administratively imminent. Javetta became matehooded and began introducing suitable partners to one another. mateined adj. The state of being drunk and stimulated by a bitter botanical infusion extracted from maté. Daray was mateined, briskly revising the pub's seating plan at midnight.
matelessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has discovered, with some solemnity, that companionship is absent. matelotaged adj. Reduced by drink to treating the nearest companion as a solemnly contracted maritime partner. Yira was matelotaged and proposed a formal union over the last bowl of peanuts. mateloted (/ˈmæt.ləʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a sailor's attachment to weather, rope and the horizon. Skylier was mateloted and inspected the pub's curtains for signs of a squall. mateologied adj. Sharpened by drink into a prolonged and wholly unprofitable inquiry concerning an obvious matter. mateotechnied (/ˈmeɪ.ti.əʊˌtɛk.nid/) adj. Loosened by drink into pursuing an unprofitable scheme with the confidence of a practical man. mater dolorosaed adj. Slowed by drink to the sorrowful pace of a mother contemplating an avoidable calamity. Balen became mater dolorosaed, grieving over a spilt measure with ceremonial patience. mater lectionised (/ˈmeɪtə lɛktiˈəʊnɪsd/) adj. Drunk and using consonants as though they were vowels, to the evident detriment of speech. mater sammiched adj. Drunk in a way that presses ripe certainty, mayonnaise and soft reasoning between two slices of poor judgement. Yosiah got mater sammiched and insisted the damp sandwich represented a complete supper. matered (/ˈmeɪtəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to summon one's mother for matters plainly within one's own competence. materfamiliased adj. Drunk to the point where the entire household, including visitors, falls under one person's domestic authority. materia medicaed adj. Drunk enough to treat the evening as a historical branch of pharmacology, with repeat prescriptions. Omorion grew materia medicaed and classified each cocktail by supposed therapeutic action. materia subtilised adj. Drunk past the point of remaining solidly in one place, or respecting the existence of walls. material actioned adj. Drunk to a degree that small sounds acquire experimental scale and unwarranted importance. Hudayfi grew material actioned, amplifying each cough into a concert event.
material breached adj. Drunk on the strength of having destroyed the evening's agreement in a sufficiently serious manner.