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material caused adj. Drunk since last orders, and composed chiefly of whatever substance the evening has left available. Arkeith was material caused, insisting that the carpet explained his present condition. material conditionaled adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes certain every statement is true, provided nobody asks what came first. material facted adj. Reduced by drink to a fact essential to the case, though the case itself has been forgotten by morning. material heresied adj. Softened by drink into expressing an objectively contrary opinion without realising there was doctrine to contradict. material implicationed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating any true outcome as proof that the preceding explanation must have been sufficient. material nouned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every substance encountered in the morning as a thing requiring a proper name. Gable got material nouned and labelled the toast, butter and spilled tea before sitting down. material scienced adj. Sufficiently drunk to study the structure, properties and failure of every object damaged overnight. Suann woke material scienced, examining the bent spoon for evidence of its mechanical history. material supported adj. Drunk and furnishing the evening with every practical assistance except the one thing that would have prevented it. Danieljoseph woke material supported, having supplied transport, shelter and several regrettable solutions. material witnessed adj. Drunk to the point where your account of the night becomes essential, and your detention at breakfast seems reasonable. materialed (/məˈtɪɹ.i.əld/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person pliable, manipulable and of uncertain final form. Nasly grew materialed and accepted three different destinations without protest. materialisationed adj. Drunk in a way that converts vague recollections into physical objects found in implausible places. Mynesha woke materialisationed, discovering last night's uncertainties in the form of a shoe in the sink. materialisered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a person turn every half-formed plan into an object before noon. Chanity grew materialisered overnight and produced a labelled box for each unfinished thought. materialismed (/məˈtɪəɹiəlɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning's possessions as the only reliable evidence that the evening occurred. Idus woke materialismed and inventoried his coat, phone and one unfamiliar teaspoon. materialisted (/məˈtiːɹɪəlɪstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of valuing anything except the objects that have survived the night beside you. Zohaib woke materialisted, concerned chiefly with the phone, wallet and unbroken spectacles. materialitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where only things with a physical existence can be trusted to have happened. Corbit was materialitied by morning, accepting the overturned chair as proof and memories as conjecture. materializationed adj. Drunk, with the result that intentions from the night before have acquired inconvenient physical form by breakfast.