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materializered adj. Drunk to the extent of making yesterday's intentions tangible, usually in the wrong room. Tzivy woke materializered beside the shelf he had apparently assembled during the night. materialmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of having supplied the evening, and still sourcing components for its aftermath. Rayeann woke materialmanned, arranging bread, batteries and an unexplained length of cord. materialnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the blunt fact of being physically present beside the cold tea. Zasha was materialnessed by morning, undeniably there but otherwise difficult to account for. materialographied adj. Drunk by the third round, and examining every surface for microscopic evidence of how the evening failed. Kinaya woke materialographied and studied the ring marks on the table before speaking. materials handlinged adj. Still drunk, and receiving, moving, storing and despatching every loose item in the bar. materials recovery facilitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish recycling from collecting, and steadily recovering every container within reach. materials scienced adj. Having drunk enough to classify the night's objects by internal structure, strength and manner of failure. Eaven became materials scienced before coffee, ranking the damaged furniture by likely fracture pattern. materiarianed adj. Having drunk more than a materialist can comfortably explain, yet trusting only what remains solid by morning. materiationed adj. Drunk and confidently bringing new substances into existence by naming them. Sienna-rose became materiationed and announced that the spare chair was now made of matter. materielled (/mətɪəɹɪˈɛld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every household object has been requisitioned for a military operation. materiologied adj. Drunk enough to classify the room's objects by what they reveal about everyone who owns them. materiomicsed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every surface, molecule and speck of dust as part of one grand calculation. maternal aunted adj. Drunk, with the result that every younger person receives advice, snacks and an account of your family history. Danijela became maternal aunted and explained the family resemblance to a stranger at the bar. maternal cousinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a distant relation seem ideal for settling an argument. Sadae became maternal cousinned and recruited a supposed cousin to judge the karaoke. maternal custodied adj. Drunk to the extent of granting yourself sole legal authority over the last packet of crisps. Alyea became maternal custodied and allowed Dashane visitation rights to the biscuits. maternal deathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have ended all responsible supervision and to require collecting by someone sensible. Melly got maternal deathed and was escorted home before attempting another complicated decision.