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maternal effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced your surroundings and your upbringing jointly explain every decision. Shanee became maternal effected and blamed the carpet, her childhood and Casey for missing the door. maternal grandchilded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every younger acquaintance as a descendant deserving of advice. Mingo became maternal grandchilded and asked the barman whether he was keeping warm.
maternal grandfathered adj. Still drunk, and granting old-fashioned authority to the first opinion you expressed. maternal grandmothered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every household difficulty as solvable with tea, a cardigan and patient questioning. maternal half aunted adj. Having drunk enough to offer intimate family guidance while only partly belonging to the family in question. maternal half-uncled adj. Having drunk more than the family connection warrants, and offering brotherly advice from a disputed branch. maternal impressioned adj. You have drunk enough to believe a passing thought has permanently shaped the next day's appearance. maternal orphanned adj. You are drunk and suddenly certain that no motherly authority remains to prevent the proposed decision. Ardynn became maternal orphanned and ordered dessert before considering whether dinner had arrived. maternal uncled adj. Of a drinker: confidently assuming an older relative's authority while offering guidance nobody requested. Nusayba became maternal uncled and inspected Taimi's route home with unnecessary seriousness. maternal walled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken professional obstruction for a personal challenge and plans to overcome it tonight. Areni became maternal walled and attempted to negotiate a promotion with the coat-check attendant. maternaled (/məˈtɜːnəld/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between offering advice and issuing a motherly instruction. maternalisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that you tuck the sofa in and enquire whether the glass of water has enough to eat. maternalismed adj. Describing a drinker who assumes care means deciding what everyone else ought to do. Pierre-olivier became maternalismed and rearranged the table for everyone's supposed comfort. maternalisted adj. A drinker who supports motherly authority, particularly when exercising it personally. Karega became maternalisted and proposed compulsory coats for the walk home. maternalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that concern for everyone has become an excuse to command everyone. Bikramjit became maternalitied and appointed himself guardian of every unattended glass.
maternalizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of mothering the leftovers, labelling them carefully and promising to see them right in the morning. Lolanda got maternalizationed and wrapped the remaining pasta as though it required supervision overnight.