mathematical biologied
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mathematical biologied adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the pub as a living system, with crisps as its food chain. Cerinity got mathematical biologied and mapped the movement of snacks across the table. mathematical economicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who models every purchase as an equation but still orders the premium lager. Neshaun got mathematical economicsed and forecast the bar's revenue from his own extravagance.
mathematical formulaed adj. Reduced by drink to a rule expressed symbolically: pint, pause, repeat. Ikira was mathematical formulaed: pint, pause, repeat, with breakfast omitted from the equation. mathematical functioned adj. Softened by drink into a relation where every question receives exactly one answer: another. mathematical gamed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the round as a contest with rules nobody else has agreed to. Earlena got mathematical gamed and scored each successful trip to the bar. mathematical inductioned adj. Loosened by drink into assuming that one more pint must follow from every previous one. mathematical logicked adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the landlord's premises, conclusions and choice of crisps. Ashvina got mathematical logicked and disputed the bar's reasoning about closing time. mathematical modelled adj. Slowed by drink to representing the walk home with variables, arrows and no actual progress. mathematical morphologied adj. Drunk and reshaping every object in reach into a diagram of the bar's furniture. mathematical realismed adj. Drunk to the point where numbers on the till exist independently of anyone's agreement. mathematical semanticsed adj. Drunk enough to debate what last orders means in the formal language of the pub. mathematical sociologied adj. Drunk past the point of observing the pub without constructing a formal theory of its customers. Evajane mathematical sociologied the pub, assigning equations to customers who had asked for darts. mathematical spaced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordinates, treating the pub as a universe in which every stool is a point. Larence got mathematical spaced and described the bar, door and toilets as separate dimensions. mathematical statisticsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to probability, measure, and the likelihood of chips. Haim became mathematical statisticsed and estimated the chips would arrive with ninety-five per cent confidence. mathematical structured adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the room into sets, relations, operations, and one chair for a nap. Kathalia grew mathematical structured and sorted the guests according to their distance from the crisps.
mathematicalismed adj. A drinker who regards the visible world as matter requiring equations, particularly when locating the lavatory. Angellique became mathematicalismed and explained the corridor as matter awaiting a useful equation.