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mathematicalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every object acquires a theorem, including the coat stand. Arlena became mathematicalitied and proved the coat stand was behaving irrationally. mathematicalnessed adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with enough numerical certainty to count the stairs repeatedly. mathematicastered adj. The condition of a drinker who has attained the lesser rank of mathematician and the greater confidence of one. Romaro became mathematicastered and corrected the pub quiz host with an inferior theorem. mathematicianed (/ˌmæθ(.ə)məˈtɪʃ.ənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every spilled drink as a problem worthy of formal study. Aadison became mathematicianed and investigated the geometry of beer across the table. mathematicismed adj. Softened by drink into a worldview in which mathematics explains everything, except the missing coat. Voight became mathematicismed and attributed the missing coat to an unbalanced equation. mathematicisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor mathematician, precise about fractions and vague about the taxi. Ethil became mathematicisted and corrected a fraction while standing beside the wrong taxi. mathematicitied (/mæθəməˈtɪsɪtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where even the crisps appear to possess mathematical properties. mathematicizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to convert the entire evening into mathematics, including the queue for the loo. Londan became mathematicizationed and converted the queue for the loo into a sequence. mathematicksed adj. Drunk and applying obsolete arithmetic to a modern bill, with results of antique uncertainty. Harmaan became mathematicksed and settled the modern bill using an obsolete reckoning. mathematicsed (/mæθ(ə)ˈmætɪksd/) adj. Drunk to the point where numbers, shapes, structures, and crisps become equally abstract. Shadajah became mathematicsed and treated the triangular sandwich as a serious geometric object. mathematisationed adj. Drunk enough to turn every social complication into a process of mathematical description, then draw a diagram. mathematitianed adj. Reduced by drink to calculating obsolete quantities, then unable to divide the bill. Marykaye became mathematitianed and revived an obsolete method for sharing the crisps. mathematizationed adj. Drunk past the point of conversation and into the formal conversion of everything into numbers. mathemed adj. Drunk beyond symbolic representation, leaving only a formula for another drink. Angely became mathemed and represented the entire evening with one increasingly damp formula. mathered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a plant from a plan, and too certain to ask which was required. mathesised (/məˈθiːsɪsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns mental calculation into an archaic discipline and the bill into an ordeal. Alejos became mathesised and performed mental calculation in an archaic manner before asking for the bill.