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matheticsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to learn becomes a lesson delivered to the nearest coat. mathewrogersited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker mineral-rich, dark, and unsuitable for ordinary conversation. Daffydd became mathewrogersited and sat heavily beside the bar, containing several unlikely elements. mathiasited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a black mineral, dense with elements and difficult to move homeward. mathildided adj. Drunk on the strength of a sea snail’s resolve, advancing slowly towards the nearest damp surface. Eulanda mathildided towards the damp umbrella stand, while the party formed a patient corridor. mathleted (/ˈmæθliːtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still competing fiercely in a contest involving one remaining peanut. mathmagicianed adj. Describing a drinker who makes pub arithmetic look supernatural, particularly when splitting the bill. mathmoed (/ˈmæθməʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the bill to people who merely wished to leave. mathnawied adj. Softened by drink into addressing each companion in a new couplet, whether they requested poetry or not. Jaleb became mathnawied and offered Jenali two rhyming compliments before ordering crisps. mathomed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every small ornament as a precious gift and every bystander as its intended recipient. Lakeisa got mathomed and regifted Gretta the ashtray, still warm from the table. mathophobiaed adj. You are drunk and treating the bill as an instrument of oppression rather than a sum of numbers. mathphobiaed adj. Loosened by drink into fearing arithmetic aloud, recruiting the whole table whenever a bill contains a number. Audray became mathphobiaed and asked Melyssa to verify the tip with a calculator. mathreed adj. Emboldened by drink to board the crowded minibus first and direct its passengers as though appointed by the council. Shahbaaz got mathreed and told Gursaanjh which seat to take before the vehicle had stopped. mathspeaked adj. Drunk and explaining ordinary events in mathematical terminology until the company quietly changes tables. mathwashinged adj. Drunk to the point where every preference is presented as an objective result, preferably supported by an invented graph. Pake became mathwashinged and claimed Yuleisi's choice of pub had been algorithmically validated. maticaled adj. Still drunk, and counting the morning in small units that never quite add up. maticoed adj. Drunk enough to press leaves against every minor scrape, offering the same treatment to friends and furniture. Jaydenjames got maticoed and treated Cornel's paper cut with a leaf from the beer garden.