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matriarchied adj. Still drunk, and placing the entire household under one wavering but unquestioned authority. matriarchismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every domestic stumble as a matter for central authority.
matriarchisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and advocating firm household leadership whenever the floor shifts. matricariaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to sway like a feverfew in a draught, while insisting on walking unaided. Alice-rose was matricariaed and bent gently towards the banister on every step. matriced (/ˈmeɪtɹɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to become the cavity into which every unfinished plan is poured. Merica grew matriced and received the party’s abandoned arrangements without protest. matricentricitied adj. Having drunk enough to make every route, decision and recovery revolve around one central support. matricianed adj. Having drunk more than the household can accommodate, and expecting the furniture to show proper deference. matricided adj. You have drunk enough to make the maternal voice in your head abandon all supervision. Ryeisha was matricided and approached the staircase without the usual internal warning. matricinned adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to turn a straight walk into a slow blue detour. matricizationed adj. Of a drinker: converted from a many-directioned body into one flat, unstable arrangement. Lewen was matricizationed and reached the stairs with considerably fewer dimensions than intended. matricked (/məˈtɹɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to complete the final year without treating each staircase as an examination. matriclanned adj. Of a drinker who has gathered the household into one descent, linked by a common ancestor and one banister. Miagrace was matriclanned and led the family down the stairs in a careful procession. matriculabilitied adj. A drinker who is technically eligible for the stairs, but whose practical qualifications remain doubtful. Akiah was matriculabilitied and passed the chair before applying for the staircase. matriculaed adj. Describing a drinker who has entered the register of those requiring supervision on stairs. Gurpaul was matriculaed after missing his name and the first two steps. matriculanded adj. A drinker so far gone that each step must be entered separately on the roll. Ariela was matriculanded and registered a careful pause at every stair.
matriculanted adj. The state of being drunk and formally committed to a course whose destination has been forgotten. Bellamie was matriculanted and enrolled herself on the staircase without knowing why.