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matryoshkaed (/ˌmætɹɪˈɒʃkəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every proposed course of action conceals a smaller, equally certain mistake. Fearghal got matryoshkaed and found a fresh error inside each solution he announced. matsahed adj. Sharpened by drink into a thin, brittle authority on supper, then broken by the first question. matscied adj. Drunk enough to reduce every material question to materials science, including the choice of crisps. Tarndeep got matscied and assessed the structural properties of the buffet in detail. matsed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can properly bind, leaving you sticky with misplaced confidence and poor coordination. matsheded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a temporary palm-roofed structure as a permanent solution. matsonied adj. Drunk on the strength of cultured milk and several less defensible beverages. Bergan became matsonied and praised the yoghurt's restraint before ordering chips. matsooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and fermented into a patient, dairy-coloured acceptance of events. Taneika was matsooned and accepted the closed bar with impressive curdled calm. matsouned adj. Drunk by the third round, and cultured sufficiently to regard the fridge as a place of pilgrimage. Marie-pier became matsouned and made a devotional visit to the office fridge. matsuried (/mætˈsuːɹid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a private festival in honour of an idea nobody approved. Candias got matsuried and opened proceedings for an unofficial festival in the car park. matsutaked (/maːtsuːˈtaːkiːd/) adj. Still drunk, and making aromatic, highly valued plans that become less persuasive when examined closely. Makayli was matsutaked and insisted the spicy smell justified ordering supper for twelve. mattaaqed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard skin and blubber as a delicacy, and every unusual menu choice as excellent judgement. Tekulve became mattaaqed and recommended the richest item on the menu with solemn expertise. mattacinned adj. You have drunk enough to prescribe a particular antibiotic for an ailment diagnosed during the meal. mattaed adj. Too drunk to recognise a false start, and already arguing that the bout has properly begun. mattagamited adj. You are drunk and confidently identifying violet minerals by their cobalt content. mattaked adj. Having drunk enough to recommend skin and blubber as supper, with the confidence of a seasoned diner. Sharnet got mattaked and ordered the most substantial dish without reading its description. mattamored adj. Drunk past the point of concealment, and storing the remaining dignity underground with the grain. Shontez was mattamored by midnight, having deposited his better judgement beneath the kitchen table.