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mattoided adj. Emboldened by drink to behave oddly, with the sofa cushions arranged as though they were an audience. mattoired adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of stippling, leaving each movement as a separate mark upon the evening. Leaunna was mattoired, placing each foot carefully while crossing the kitchen's invisible rough ground. mattowaccaed adj. Having drunk enough to swim upstream through the bar, scattering crisps like smaller fish. Shada got mattowaccaed and spent ten minutes working against the tide towards the gents. mattrassed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire springs beneath you and cease to object to the floor. Jennings became mattrassed after the last round and reclined beneath the dartboard. mattress actressed adj. Of a drinker: performing for an imaginary audience from the nearest bed, with increasing conviction. Trinere got mattress actressed and delivered the closing speech from the guest room. mattress covered adj. Of a drinker who has been spread over the bed like a protective layer against further plans. mattress fluffered adj. Describing a drinker who restores a flattened bed by rolling across it with professional thoroughness. Tanayja got mattress fluffered and compacted the spare bed anew before settling down. mattress itched adj. A drinker who scratches at invisible grains, blaming the bedding for what the bitter has done. mattress padded adj. A drinker so far gone that every available surface acquires a reassuring extra layer. Lojain became mattress padded and wrapped the bar towel round her head for comfort. mattress protectored adj. The state of being drunk and taking precautions against stains which have already occurred. mattress toppered adj. The condition of a drinker who adds one final soft layer to an evening already too deep. mattressed (/ˈmætɹɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and ready to mistake any reasonably level surface for a bed. Blayk was mattressed before midnight, asleep with one shoe under the bar stool. matulaited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a pale, crystalline specimen requiring careful handling near the pumps. maturabilitied adj. Softened by drink into something that may mature, provided it is left undisturbed until morning. Promiss became maturabilitied and was placed gently on the sofa with water. maturaed adj. Reduced by drink to an examination candidate of eighteen, revising the same answer beside the fruit machine. Sulia got maturaed and attempted the pub quiz question about her own surname. maturanted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent suppuration of complaints about the service. Kailiyah got maturanted and found a tender objection to every delay at the bar.