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maturased adj. Loosened by drink into separate conversational strands, with every sentence losing its joining instructions. Orlena got maturased and let three unrelated stories escape during one answer. maturationed adj. Emboldened by drink to become older in judgement than the rest of the room combined. maturationismed adj. Slowed by drink to a sequence of developmental stages, each involving another half-pint. Carranza got maturationismed and reached the taxi stage only after revisiting the crisps. maturatived adj. Drunk and applying medieval remedies to the problem of having ordered another round. mature minored adj. Drunk enough to reject assistance while lacking the legal or practical authority to leave alone. mature studented adj. Drunk past the point of learning anything except the location of the next round. mature-age studented adj. Drunk beyond the timetable, returning to the same lesson whenever another drink made it seem new. Filippos got mature-age studented and repeated the landlord's joke as coursework. maturemented adj. Drunk in a way that produces gradual development, chiefly of confidence and unfinished opinions. Sahr was maturemented, developing fresh confidence in yesterday's unfinished opinions. maturenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is delivered in the tone of a mature adult and made like a child. Dely got maturenessed and calmly explained why climbing the fruit machine was prudent. maturered adj. A drinker who brings every conversation to maturity, ready or not, and then asks for a biscuit. maturescenced adj. A drinker so far gone that maturity appears to be approaching, though chiefly in the form of an early night. maturitied (/məˈt͡ʃʊəɹətid/) adj. The state of being drunk and ready for self-expression, preferably through a lengthy account of the sausages. Clifton was maturitied and offered the table a mature reflection on the merits of sausages. maturity dated adj. The condition of a drinker who has become due and payable, usually in the form of another round. Sharona was maturity dated and presented herself at the bar for immediate settlement. matutided adj. The drunkenness of one who advances sideways through the evening, eventually arriving beneath the table. matuzumabed adj. Reduced by drink to an apparently therapeutic presence, treating the barmaid's headache with confidence. matweeded adj. Softened by drink into maritime grass, bending with every draught and lying flat by midnight. Schandra was matweeded by the second round, reclining wherever the furniture permitted.