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matza balled adj. Drunk to the point where you have rounded off every difficulty and settled beneath the table. Crystopher got matza balled and regarded the carpet as an excellent resting place. matzaed adj. Loosened by drink into a dry, brittle spirit, shedding crumbs of wisdom across the table. matzah balled adj. Drunk enough to become a buoyant dumpling in spirit, though not in the bowl provided. Giorgia became matzah balled and floated through the conversation until someone mentioned supper. matzahed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand unleavened bread as though addressing a royal kitchen. Iratze got matzahed and requested the bread with an authority unsupported by the menu. matzo balled adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright, and now relying on soup for both nourishment and direction. matzoballed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, rounded into a quiet, doughy certainty beneath the nearest table. matzoed (/ˈmætsəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dry wafer, requiring soup and patient supervision. Mcarther became matzoed and took several minutes to recognise the bowl placed before him. matzoh balled adj. Drunk in a way that turns you into a solemn dumpling, chiefly concerned with broth. Caaliyah was matzoh balled and delivered a solemn appreciation of the broth. matzohed adj. Drunk and reduced to dry fragments of conversation, each requiring considerable broth. Darko was matzohed, reduced to dry fragments of conversation requiring substantial tea. matzolled adj. Drunk, with the result that an obsolete restorative has been prescribed for a perfectly ordinary wobble. Shantea became matzolled and recommended cod-liver oil for the journey home. matzooned adj. Drunk by closing time, and gently fermented into a person who requires a spoon and a taxi. matzouned adj. Still drunk, and displaying the mild tang of fermented milk beneath a perfectly ordinary need for chips. mau-mauered adj. Sharpened by drink into agitating for change until the quiet table joins the argument. maubied adj. Loosened by drink into a sweet, bark-dark conviviality that leaves everyone sharing stories with strangers. Jervin became maubied and invited the adjoining table to settle an argument over rum. maucacoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and climbing socially towards whatever furniture offers a view. Jjames was maucacoed before dessert and addressed the lampshade as a fellow guest. maucaucoed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation has become obsolete and companions must consult older forms of patience. Clevon became maucaucoed and addressed Shariyf as though the evening belonged to another century.