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mawashied adj. Reduced by drink to a broad belt of confidence, tied securely enough to survive the walk home. mawbyited adj. Softened by drink into a complicated mineral deposit, unable to separate from the pub furniture. Benjamyn became mawbyited after last orders and required excavation from the corner seat. mawed (/mɔːd/) adj. A drinker who has made the stomach the organising principle of the evening and the destination of the journey home. Shameko was mawed after the second supper and carried the remaining chips protectively. mawked (/mɔːkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a maggot, intent on burrowing through the queue for chips. mawkinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish hospitality from servitude, and consequently tidying the room with archaic determination. mawkishnessed adj. Loosened by drink into sentimental declarations at the coat rail and repeated embraces outside. mawlaed adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint oneself patron of the round and protector of the taxi fare. Bryssia got mawlaed and insisted on financing everyone’s journey home. mawled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavy hammer, particularly when retrieving a coat. Macy was mawled by last orders and took several minutes to recognise the cloakroom ticket. mawlided adj. Drunk and treating the final round as a solemn annual observance. Viransh grew mawlided at closing time and delivered a reverent speech about the last round. mawmawed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake family seniority for a general licence to decide things. Agaaz was mawmawed and appointed himself guardian of everyone else's departure arrangements. mawmennied (/ˈmɔːmənid/) adj. Drunk beyond appetite, ceremony, and sense, yet still persuaded that a medieval supper would improve the journey home. Erlinda got mawmennied and requested spiced poultry before agreeing to enter the taxi. mawmeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and kneeling before whatever bottle, pump, or lamp appears most persuasive. Quamon grew mawmeted and bowed to the handpull before requesting one last pint. mawmetried adj. Emboldened by drink to confer divine importance upon the most ordinary item in the room. Elles grew mawmetried and addressed the toaster as a sacred instrument. mawned (/mɔːnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the collection of coats into the loading of a large hamper. Jerleen was mawned by closing time and gathered three unrelated coats for the journey home. mawninged adj. Sufficiently drunk to pronounce the early hours accurately while remaining unable to reach them. mawpusesed adj. Drunk, with the result that money has become plural, portable, and no longer demonstrably yours.