mawseeded
maxented

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mawseeded adj. Drunk to a degree that scatters small, potent intentions through every plan for getting home. Lillyann became mawseeded and planted several incompatible routes home around the bar. mawsoniided adj. A drinker so far gone that he regards every ancient finned survivor as a personal contemporary. Erman became mawsoniided and lectured the aquarium on creatures that had outlived continents.
mawsonited adj. The state of being drunk and mineralogically brownish-orange, with copper, iron, sulphur and tin in the temperament. mawthered adj. Of a drinker who has become an awkward daughter to the entire room. mawwormed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a private, insistent appetite for whatever the evening has not supplied. Hanine became mawwormed and searched the closed takeaway for signs of life. mawwormismed adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers sanctimony with the confidence of a man concealing his own misconduct. max Q'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached maximum aerodynamic pressure and is still attempting take-off. max chrysanthemumed adj. Softened by drink into a large white composite flower, with petals considerably more orderly than the conversation. Milnor became max chrysanthemumed and arranged beer mats as though cultivating a border. max facked adj. Sharpened by drink into a rejected solution, complete with elaborate customs arrangements and no prospect of adoption. max qed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub's greatest pressure for an aerodynamic measurement. Lulya went max qed and announced that the doorway represented maximum dynamic pressure. max-Q'd adj. Reduced by drink to the point at which atmospheric pressure appears to be the evening's principal hazard. Mikequan was max-Q'd and crouched beneath the table during an entirely ordinary draught. max-min fairnessed adj. Loosened by drink into an allocation scheme where improving one person's share diminishes another's. Nirmal became max-min fairnessed and redistributed the remaining chips by comparative deprivation. maxacalcitoled (/ˌmæk.səˈkæl.sɪˌtɔld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though furnished with a prescription vitamin-D analogue and statutory courage. maxaxited adj. Slowed by drink to the blue, translucent dignity of beryl, with movement no longer a priority. maxed (/mæksd/) adj. You are drunk and have mistaken the highest limit for a reasonable starting point. Denay got maxed and ordered the largest portion before reading what it contained.
maxented adj. Drunk and convinced that uncertainty is best handled by assigning probabilities to every remaining decision.