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maxflowed adj. Drunk to the point where every available route, conversation and apology is operating at capacity. maxheaped adj. Drunk enough to believe that the least troublesome object belongs at the summit of every arrangement. Cyrille became maxheaped and placed each successively safer glass above the last. maxi boated adj. Drunk beyond regulated sailing limits, carrying a considerable waterline and no reliable course. Zikayla became maxi boated and attempted to tack between the tables. maxi carded adj. Still drunk, and treating every remaining token of attention as a maximum-value card in play. Dren was maxi carded, playing each remaining scrap of attention as though it were decisive. maxi singled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns one musical selection into an annotated sequence of further tracks. Linnaea went maxi singled and supplied an additional side for every song on the jukebox. maxi yachted adj. Drunk on the strength of a large racing vessel, and steering accordingly through furniture of lesser draught. maxi-carded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a maximum card from an invitation to display every credential possessed. maxi-padded adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring unusually substantial provision against the evening's heavier consequences. maxiboated adj. Drunk in a way that makes the passage through a doorway resemble an offshore yacht race. maxicabed (/ˈmæk.siˌkæbd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to share one journey home with every available passenger. maxicarded adj. A drinker so far gone that every message must match its recipient, location, and decorative surface. Nahal got maxicarded and sent the same apology only to people depicted on suitable postcards. maxicircled adj. Loosened by drink into treating the morning headache as a second, smaller orbit around the first. maxicoated adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning in a coat long enough to conceal the night's decisions. Yomtov arrived maxicoated for coffee, wrapped from collar to ankle against the consequences. maxicomputered adj. Slowed by drink to processing one breakfast decision at mainframe speed. Ezria sat maxicomputered before the kettle, still calculating whether tea was achievable. maxidressed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary clothing acquires a hemline suitable for a ceremonial entrance. Mizan became maxidressed and gathered his jacket before ascending the three stairs. maxied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a formal garment from an exceptionally long walk home. Leburn went maxied and swept through the pub in a coat of unnecessary length.