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maximal idealed adj. You have drunk enough to make adding anything further indistinguishable from ruining the entire morning. Fabrice was maximal idealed, refusing coffee on the grounds that the system was already improper. maximal munched adj. You are drunk and consuming the longest possible stretch of breakfast before each pause. maximaled (/ˈmæksɪməld/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning can accommodate, with the greatest possible headache now in evidence. maximalismed adj. Of a drinker: inclined, the morning after, to excess in blankets, explanations, and remedies. Jerauld woke maximalismed, ordering a full breakfast before establishing whether he could sit upright. maximalisted adj. Drunk beyond accepting any moderate proposal, and adding two unnecessary improvements to it. Alsexander got maximalisted and ordered a second pudding for a table already sharing one. maximalitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every decision seem capable of being improved by adding more. Imanol became maximalitied and bought four umbrellas because one might not be sufficiently umbrella-like. maximalizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small plan is raised to its greatest possible scale. maximanded adj. Drunk to a degree that whatever is being attempted has become the unquestioned thing to perfect. maximaphilied adj. Drunk to the extent of matching every available explanation to an increasingly elaborate collection. Shanann got maximaphilied and arranged the pub's coasters according to imagined postal categories. maximatived adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every opinion as the final word on its subject. Sarie became maximatived and declared the definitive method for carrying three pints. maximaxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and choosing the plan with the finest imaginable outcome over the sensible one. maximed (/ˈmæk.sɪmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to discover, by morning, that every rule requires an exception and another glass of water. Nashiya woke maximed, announcing that hydration was the governing principle of the day. maximinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and selecting each course of action for the least disastrous result. Connie-anne became maximinned and chose the nearest chair as the evening's safest destination. maximisationed adj. Too drunk to leave any quantity at its present size when increasing it seems remotely possible. Joneric got maximisationed and doubled the order despite nobody asking for anything else. maximisered adj. Having drunk enough to make every choice larger, costlier, and oddly more authoritative. maximismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding extravagance as the prudent response to every decision. Jacen got maximismed and tipped the cloakroom attendant with a decorative houseplant.