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maximisted adj. Still drunk, and confidently turning ordinary arrangements into lavish personal programmes. Denan was maximisted and offered to redesign the pub's entire lighting scheme before breakfast. maximizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to raise every plan to its greatest extent, regardless of its original purpose. maximizered adj. Having drunk more than judgment can accommodate, and still attempting to enlarge the result. Eyra became maximizered and attempted to enlarge the last drink with a straw. maximonned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the mass of a hypothetical particle and the confidence to prove it. maximum breaked adj. A drinker who has approached every decision as a flawless sequence and potted the wrong colour at the end. Erda got maximum breaked and planned the entire night with snooker-player precision, then missed the taxi. maximum carded adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every communication requires an exact visual correspondence. Ondine became maximum carded and selected a postcard whose stamp agreed with the picture before texting. maximum cutted adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the evening into two groups as evenly as possible, without cause. Vasco got maximum cutted and separated the biscuits from the crisps with graph-theoretic seriousness. maximum holding timed adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing the glass of water until it becomes a valid morning-after sample. Nikith was maximum holding timed, preserving the untouched water beside the sofa for compliance testing. maximum permitted mileaged adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey from sofa to loo into a regulated international fare. Golnaz grew maximum permitted mileaged and demanded a ticket for the distance to the kitchen. maximum securitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every cushion becomes a barrier and departure requires official authorisation. Larsa became maximum securitied and fortified the doorway with cushions before sitting down. maximum seek timed adj. Of a drinker: requiring the full interval between the sofa and every possible kitchen track before locating water. Baeden was maximum seek timed, searching every kitchen surface before finding the glass beside the sink. maximum usable frequencied adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating at the highest frequency anyone nearby can still receive before the signal bounces off entirely. maximum waged adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the institutional limit of earning and now accepts payment in glasses of water. maximumed (/ˈmæksɪməmd/) adj. Of a drinker: at the highest limit of certainty, appetite, and willingness to make arrangements. Glenard maximumed his certainty, appetite, and willingness to organise the taxi. maxipaded adj. Softened by drink into something absorbent, broad, and best kept near the sofa after the glass is overturned. maxipoked adj. Sharpened by drink into a strategy that maximises the chance of an acceptable sofa, blanket, and water outcome. Trevyn was maxipoked, choosing the safest route to the sofa and the least ambitious glass of water.